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When I say Florida, you say Blumpkin


Blumpkins: Tim shows us how Slive does it to Foley.

Blumpkins: Tim shows us how Slive does it to Foley.

There are so many more priceless pics at Finebaums

Featured guests Joe “Gimme 12 steps” Namath, Kenny “April 15th” Stabler,  Tim “LSU” Brando, and most notably the SEC Commish AKA Jeremy Foley’s monkey Mike “Censure” Slive.  The butt (no offense Mark Richt) of the jokes at the roast were Lane Kiffin.  Wow, anyone else think that the Kiff is owning the league?  Is it fear or jealosy that is fueling these caligula rampages against one helluva man?

I am confident that Kiffin will beat the jocks of Bama this year.  Ute remember how Bama collapsed after big Andre got caught with the Red Elephant Sports Agent?  Now big Andre is struggling on how to handle the paycut from jumping from Bama to the NFL .

I must say I was a bit torn on whether I  should lead this valiant crusade against this very anti-Tennessee coalition  on this blog.  Having listened to Finebaum’s  show many times, I am concerned that that Slive is part Bammeroid/part Gator and allowed the guests  to dishonor the greatest coach since the Battle Captain.  I feel that the this bunch of failed tax dodging drunkards and philistines  appearing at Finebaum’s Roast will strengthen the movement to elevate Lane Kiffin  to the top of the SEC Coaching tree.

Mike Slive go right ahead and succomb to fear and peer pressure and make fun of the Pale Rider.  In the name of all that is holy, we need to ensure that the great Lane Kiffin  stays put for years and years and years and years and years to come!

6 comments on “When I say Florida, you say Blumpkin

  1. this, my friends, is faulkner-esque prose….and one of the reasons i can’t resist this site, like a traveler bottle of evan williams and a 2-liter of co-cola when the leaves turn orange.

    “I am concerned that that Slive is part Bammeroid/part Gator and allowed the guests to dishonor the greatest coach since the Battle Captain. I feel that the this bunch of failed tax dodging drunkards and philistines appearing at Finebaum’s Roast will strengthen the movement to elevate Lane Kiffin to the top of the SEC Coaching tree.

    Mike Slive go right ahead and succomb to fear and peer pressure and make fun of the Pale Rider. In the name of all that is holy, we need to ensure that the great Lane Kiffin stays put for years and years and years and years and years to come!”

    -Jai Eugene

  2. Nica-
    Evan Williams over George Dickel?

  3. yep….preferably in plastic…the fine is less expensive when i throw it out of my el camino on the way back to hogtown ;)

  4. Early Times

  5. I have found that Ol Grandad is easier on the system when eating corndogs in the morning.

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