So, what do you think of Bat Shit Crazy Ed Orgeron ripping off his shirt? O only recruits solid citizen/scholar-athletes, I am sure of it. Mountain Dew [ Mountain DewMocracy] has offered up 5 prize packs of VOLtage (get it? V-O-Ltage?) drinks and some swag. To win, you must leave a comment about when you lost your Mountain Dew virginity or how much Tennessee is dominating the SEC; Or Bama cheats; or Crompton wins the Heisman; or that Mike Slive is Florida’s Puppet.
The best 5 stories/Comments win. You actually need to leave a real email win. We will end it next Friday the 13th. Bammeroids, no cheating.
This is great shit.
Like the new layout BTW.
I trained that girl with the fake titties on the F.C. King Links. Commanders Task List, I used Mountain Dew like Pavlov to a dog. I.E. I showed her a dew and she cups her titties; Sticks out her tongue; and protects her night vision by closing her eye.
Vols, Bitch
this girl, I trained her:
http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/435/motivator52320350890329.jpg
Since 2005, me and BSCEd ain’t on too gooda terms. Difficult to get excited about one of Kiffin’s depraved, overpaid dummies.
Ears, you could start a glass factory with the silicone it took to fill those balloons.
Batshit Crazy will pwn all. Fear the Orge
I couldn’t get hired as a head coach because my white wife drinks Dew
After a bit of research I have discovered that Kiffin’s wife is a gator. That is right a gator. If Kiffin begins acting like he is under pressure it will undoubtedly be because he is sharing a house with a gator. I don’t have to explain this to Jai he knows gators.
Andre Smith is an example of the fine nutrition program at Alabama. You think Saban is trying to sabotage Smith because he sucked as an NFL coach??? Or is he trying to use Smith as leverage for a new 10 year contract, saying he would have the body of Coach O if he was around more than 2 years???