Crompton Harder than Hickory

Posted by Jai Eugene on March 20, 2009 in 300, C4H, cocks, college football, Cromptonites, david cutcliffe, gold chain, hoaxzilla, Jon Crompton, SEC Football

Jon Crompton leads from the front. Read the comments from his last practice. No spring break for this Tennessee Legend. One heck of man to follow!!! Vols Bitch

Please advise our Prince that tape is so “Fulmer”. Kiffin is using DVDs.

“I thought I saw the field pretty good, but we all have to get better. I am actually going back to watch the tape tonight because I am not going home till tomorrow for spring break. I actually don’t want to go on spring break. I would like to stay and practice. I am enjoying this so much right now. The intensity we have. The competitiveness we have at practice going against each other is so much fun. That is what this is all about. It’s making it a really enjoyable time to be here. I think a lot of guys would like to stay and practice next week.”

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17 comments on “Crompton Harder than Hickory”

dan March 20, 2009 at 16:27

Is this another attempt at comedy? If so, it’s great! Crompton…heh. Isn’t he the same guy that ran his receiver into the wall at Kneelin (and bobbin’) Stadium a few days ago?
Jai Eugene March 20, 2009 at 16:49

Karma is a bitch Dan. Especially when the cromptonites are calling the shots
Jim Bob Cooter March 20, 2009 at 18:17

Look who’s still playing basketball… NIT, BITCH!!!

I like the new look here at LWS.
zigzag March 20, 2009 at 18:29

I like Crompton. He throws that fifty yard spiral with great confidence, including on fourth and goal from the five.
Jim Bob Cooter March 20, 2009 at 22:39

Actually, the bullet proof glass is encased in Tebow’s tears. Actually.
SeminoleUprising March 21, 2009 at 09:22

Good to hear the Vols are coming along. I wouldn’t want FSU to be the only ones with the privilege of putting the lizards in their proper place this coming season. I say share the glory.

Reports out of the Capital (that is Tallahassee for you neophytes) indicate that Jermaine Thomas and Ty “Superman” Jones are running wild and Ponder is hitting one long bomb after another. Even Tavares “Heartbreak Hotel” Presley the JUCO tailback of the year is looking good although being held out of contact due to the ACL surgery last year.

I would say it is about 50-50 now with the gates all depending how much raw meat Trickett has the oline eating this off season.
zigzag March 21, 2009 at 12:59

Seminole:
You will need all those guys at a high level, when a blood and Gatorade drenched Tebow cuts the Semis a new one on November 28.

BTW, Tebow has been authoized to play the game sans helmet.
Jim Bob Cooter March 21, 2009 at 15:00

Semenhole Downgrading:

2003
SeminoleUprising March 22, 2009 at 12:23

I just hope Trickett’s revamped offensive line doesn’t hurt any of them too bad.

This is the first year I have heard Fisher say he loves the intensity of the offense. Nobody will be able to stop us.
zigzag March 22, 2009 at 14:02

Seminole:
Your optimism is exceeded only by your terminal psychosis.
Jim Bob Cooter March 22, 2009 at 19:35

When all else fails, cheat.
Jai Eugene March 22, 2009 at 20:22

JBC, are you a member of the Red Elephant Club?
3rd Down H-Back March 23, 2009 at 07:08

J-Crompt is going to take UT back to Atlanta. Mark it down.
Afternoon Links March 23, 2009 at 14:01

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zigzag March 23, 2009 at 16:24

3rd Down:
I guess the Vols are taking the bus from Knoxville to Gainesville through Atlanta in September?
Jai Eugene March 23, 2009 at 16:26

A Win for UT
Jim Bob Cooter March 23, 2009 at 20:56

No, but I’ve been to some of their meetings.

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