Like a crazy super hero from a graphic novel, Tales Of The Black Freighter, All American Tennessee QB Jon Crompton is firmly seated in the saddle.
Appalacia mythology tells us that Cromps is the god of war, thunder and lightening, and he is rumored to be the son of a Black Bear. Cromptonites now try to destroy the enemies of the Cromptos using magic beans and pixie dust. Remember it was Cromps who chased away the “fragile as eggshells”/Touchdown Machine Erik Ainge and then dared top recruit Bryce Brown and warm spring rains to return to Knoxville for another recruiting visit. Cromps is considered to be the god of the ball security and of the deep fade to the corner. Vols, Bitch.
Bring that trophy home Jon!!
Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks!!!
The money, the fame, the power, the jewels, the cash, the Denali. Gettin drunk on the reg, good times on the reg, smokin weed on the reg, yachts on the reg, sex on the reg.
Crompton will lead the Vols back to the promise land.