Tent pitching in Gunsville

2009 March 25
by Jai Eugene

Pitching it in the Florida Locker Room

Pitching it in the Florida Locker Room

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The room is spinning….from all the gayness.  165 days (or so) and Tennessee owns the defending national champions…..TIM-M-EEEEEYYYYYYYYY///1

Tennessee wins in September 31-20.  Joe Haden returns a Crompton laser bullet off of a tip for a TD, and Monte allows (as a sign of respect) TeMo to “hookup” with his roommate for a  late 4th quarter TD. RESPECT, bitch.

Tennessee’s Sept. 19 trip to face the Gators — who happen to be the defending SEC and national champions — in The Swamp is still some six months away, but the Tennessee-Florida rivalry has plenty of juice.

It got another boost this week, when Florida players revealed they have posted pictures of Kiffin in their “locker” room.

Players like Kiffin ‘talking trash’ to Florida : Football : GoVolsXtra.com

12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 March 25
    Charley Strong's White Wife permalink

    Boom

  2. 2009 March 25
    Jim permalink

    My friend and I were talking about how awesome it would be to have either players or the coaches miked up for all college games. We each estimated we would pay an additional $500/year for that.

    After reading this article, I know what I would pay the most for-Fulmer cam during the UF-UT game. Make no mistake, Lane Kiffin is a liar (ask Al Davis) and an opportunist (how he got a job at UT is more amazing than UT hiring Clawson last year). He will ditch UT at the first opportunity for a better job (the 5-7 seasons on the horizon suggest that is not coming though).

    On the other hand, Phil Fulmer LOVES UT. Would give a pound of flesh for rocky top (insert joke). In less than six months, Lane Kiffin has made everyone forget Fulmer’s legacy (and it is pretty impressive) because of his stupidity-all without playing a single down. Everyone with half a brain knows UF is going to kick the ever loving shit out UT this year, it is just a question of by how much. And Phil is just going to sit there and watch it, knowing that Kiffin is a joke both off the field and on it. I bet the old man cries seeing what has happened to his alma mater. I know I would.

  3. 2009 March 26
    zigzag permalink

    Tennessee 31 Florida 20? September 19, 2009? Perhaps you have your centuries mixed up?

  4. 2009 March 26

    Jim is blinded by the gayness of Florida

  5. 2009 March 26

    “gayness of Florida” ???

    This coming from the school whose Coaching Staff had the recruits take their shirts off and jump around and into each other in a closed room while yelling “UT WILDBOYZ”???

  6. 2009 March 26

    uhhmmm yes. Do you really want me to remind you?

  7. 2009 March 26

    LL, you are the front runner for comment of the week

  8. 2009 March 26

    Well, yeah, we are “America’s Dong”.

    In other news, I read that Stephens got his cast off. It’s now a 3-way “battle” for QB. Upon hearing this, Crompton just winked and laughed. MDV.

  9. 2009 March 26
    ears whitworth permalink

    Ginger Stephens, hmmm? The Texas Gunslinger

  10. 2009 March 26
    Jim permalink

    All I ask Jai is that after Tennessee loses you entitle your post “Fulmer weeps.” I think it will hurt me almost as much as it hurts you.

  11. 2009 March 29
    zigzag permalink

    Jim:
    “Kiffin will ditch Tennessee for a better job”? That’s convoluted thinking. After Junior gets through destroying the Vol Football program, the anxious hillbillies that brought his sorry ass up there will settle for a few million. This clunker is one smart motherfucker though. He skimmed a few mil off old Alzheimer Al and he will take that “Deliverance” crowd in Knoxville for a several mil more. Then he’s off again to con some unsuspecting assholes at some other Sucker U.

  12. 2009 March 29

    I hear Timmah was off to the islands again for spring break skinning the heathens.

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