Bull Gators inspired by Cerne Abbas Giant
In an exclusive to LWS, much in the same “vein” (get it?) as the Kiffin Hires, Hopson commit and Tyler Smith staying. Gator fans are a bit shocked, upset and disturbed by the overtlyly gay overtones on the handwritten message below that was not chiseled into the memorial. Here are the real words of the “promise”, 890 SAT indeed, no dickslappin! dickslappin’s is a Florida game!:
The real promise:
All u have to due is ask, i dont bite. i mite nibble a lil tho OK Body: I SEE THAT I NEED TO PLACE THIS PLACK UP SOMWHERE SO SOME PEEPS CAN READ THIS, LOOK IF U GOT A PIC , AND U R WANT TO B MY FRIEND AND U GOT A FONE WHERE U R FROM ACROSS THE US (LIKE ON THE OTHER SIDE BATON ROOGE), AND U R JUST USING GATORSPORTS TO MAKE CONNECTIONS, AND TELLING PEOPLE TO GO TO YOUR PAIGE , TO LOOK AT PICS R YOUR OTHER PROFILE, OR CHECK YOUR WEB CAM. U CAN JUST KISS MY AAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZ. U WILL B DENIDE. I DONT LIKE NO PUDDY -CAT. U CAN BELEAVE THAT. AINT GOING TO BE MARRIED TO IT R GOING WITH IT AND ACTUALY CHECKING THE JUICE LEVEL IN IT. WITH MY DIP STICK (RILEY COOPER) . GOT IT. GOOD, THEN NO STA-DICK.
Hey Gator fuckers, before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you’re a mile a way, and you have their shoes. [ht ymswwc.wordpress.com]
Nutty fucker.