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Blazer Chronicles

Superb douchebag but, if validity and truthfulness were cotton, there wouldn’t be enough to make a Kotex for a flea..aone star performance by a 5 star douchebag. “Gold? Gold will get you Jona’s Brothers tickets. Black? Black will get you all three of them sucking your dick.” I just think FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU……..!!!

Friday’s F.C. King Links

Jennifer Love Hewitt: Are You Effing Kidding Me?! Happy Birthday Mariah Carey & Stacy Ferguson Tania Zaetta brings the bikini goodness again Which One Of These Sports Figures Will Be First To Blow Kenny Chesney? Happy Birthday Danica Patrick Myspace Toolboxes of 70s Brooklyn Holy unnecessary chotchkie Batman fans! Lisa Rinna Makes Me Cringe Spank [...]

Here’s to you Billy Clyde

The “For Real” Promise

In an exclusive to LWS, much in the same “vein” (get it?) as the Kiffin Hires, Hopson commit and Tyler Smith staying.  Gator fans are a bit shocked, upset and disturbed by the overtlyly gay overtones on the handwritten message below that was not chiseled into the memorial.  Here are the real words of the [...]

Thursday’s F.C. King Links

Seattle Bikini Car Wash – “Completely Legitimate” Happy Birthday Sara Jean Underwood, Keira Knightley & Jennifer Lamiraqui Claudia Borges scores one for Portugal Ryan Leaf Will Let Men Kiss Him, Grab His Man Cans Macy Sky Loves March Madness When Pissing Sitting Down is Acceptable for a Male Speed Dating Organizer Has No Clue What [...]

Tent pitching in Gunsville

….. the “gender identity” clause included in Gainesville’s anti-discrimination ordinance as a vague definition that would allow men — even predators — to enter women’s restrooms without an enforceable law. (ht Sean) Voters say no to Amend. 1 | Gainesville.com | The Gainesville Sun | Gainesville, FL The room is spinning….from all the gayness.  165 [...]

Wednesday’s F.C. King Links

Who Is Hotter? – Dancing With The Stars Edition Winner Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan to Open Driving School | The World According to MoonDog I Want: The Hitachi DH50MRY hand drill This Year’s Clipsal 500 Bikini Chicks Not Exactly Supermodels Classic Cocktails: Drinks Your Grandfather Drank Excellent Beards and Five Reasons Why Growing One Rules [...]

Core Values by Herban

Glancing at the phone picture, the coach smiled and said, “Beautiful. Awesome. Wonderful. They even put our logo on it. Free advertising and we didn’t have to pay for it. Hell we scored a bonus:  we got a candid of  that Mary QB making out with a dude in the back.” Inside the Tunnel: 2008 [...]