Bruce Pearl Rapping

2009 April 14
by Jai Eugene

Dedicated to hapless Florida and  Billy Donovan, a rap song of total domination. Between Pearl and Kiffin, my beloved Vols will not lack for national exposure.


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  1. 2009 April 14
    Jim permalink

    Just when you think being associated with UT couldn’t be any more embarrassing, UT shows you just how low it can go. I think the only thing left is for Pat Summit to release a home made porn.

  2. 2009 April 14

    lyrics?

    im loivin the jacket also

  3. 2009 April 14

    *lovin

  4. 2009 April 14

    Is there anyone who enjoys life more than Bruce Pearl? Keep workin’ hard and havin’ fun, Coach!

  5. 2009 April 14

    Adam-
    Here’s the lyrics:

    Yo, ugh, yo, ugh, ugh, UGH….

    My name is Bruce
    and I’m on the Mic.
    My Tennessee team never
    lives up to the hype.

    We choke in the conference tourney
    every year,
    But I own Billy D,
    Let me make that clear.

    Sweet Sixteen victories
    are not for me,
    But did I happen to mention
    that I own Billy D?

    Painting my body orange
    to support my girl Pat.
    See me on a boat
    with a hot blonde and her rack.

    Step away for a second Boy
    and I’ll mack on your Girl.
    Can’t say no to the checkerboard blazer
    I’m m#%*herf%ckin’ Bruce Pearl!!!

  6. 2009 April 14
    ears whitworth permalink

    Ll did you see that were mentioned in the rocky top talk sharticle about the kiffin/tomlin photo?

  7. 2009 April 14

    Huh? Where?

  8. 2009 April 14
    Chris permalink

    I am offically ashamed to be a UT fan..

  9. 2009 April 14

    LL

    here you go:

    http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2009/4/13/833346/anatomy-of-an-anticipated-storyline

  10. 2009 April 14

    Ha! Awesome. Maybe they singled me out because I’m a Gator and LWS is the only Vol Blog I read?

    That’s right, Jai. Loyalty. Top 1% of 1%. Mountain Damn Values.

  11. 2009 April 14

    LL, uphill coming and going

  12. 2009 April 14
    moondogleft permalink

    Jim – Urban Meyer’s mother released a sex tape – her and your boy Eddie Munster.

    Vols, Bitch.

  13. 2009 April 14

    What an idiot. Good thing the football coach will be sure to one-up him tomorrow.

  14. 2009 April 15
    zigzag permalink

    That Hooper guy overexplained the shit out of that event. I thought I was reading a Sherlock Holmes story. Just say that junior was out chasing pussy and get it over with.

  15. 2009 April 15
    zigzag permalink

    That Hooper guy overexplained the doo doo out of that event. I thought I was reading a Sherlock Holmes story. Just say that junior was out chasing skirts and get it over with.

  16. 2009 April 15
    zigzag permalink

    I had to “moderate” my comment. You have to use doo doo for the “S” word and “The Kiffer was chasing skirts’ because you also can’t use the “P” word. We are really losing ground here quickly.

  17. 2009 April 15
    Meyer Owns Tennersee permalink

    Sounds like UT@k feels a little… make that largely inferior to the Gators.

    Who’s your daddy? Chomp! Chomp!

  18. 2009 April 16

    Zig The s word is not a moderated word…must have been the P word

  19. 2009 April 17
    scott permalink

    people who are bashing bruce pearl for having fun are a bunch of boring stiffs. Im glad to see a coach with a sense of humor.

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