I present Percy Harvin.  Percy is  waiting his date with nature’s ultimate policeman, Darwin.   Seriously, this is as dumb as it gets. This is Marcus “Puffy” Thomas/Ronnie “The Rifleman” Wilson/Brandon “Buy weed wearing a game jersey from a undercover narc” James level of dumb.  I suppose that weed helps with the migraines?

Though NFLDraftBible.com took a lot of criticism a couple of weeks ago, and perhaps rightfully so, for naming six players as having tested positive for marijuana or banned substances at the Scouting Combine, we’ve confirmed that one of the players outed by the web site — Florida receiver Percy Harvin — indeed tested positive for marijuana at the Combine.

The news isn’t a surprise, given that neither Harvin nor his agent, Joel Segal, have disputed the original report.

The impact of the result on Harvin’s draft standing remains to be seen. Smoking marijuana is a fairly common phenomenon; the issue is whether a guy can stop doing it in order to avoid getting suspended.

The fact that Harvin wasn’t able to produce clean urine (LOL) for a test that he knew he was going to be taking isn’t an encouraging sign.

ProFootballTalk.com – Harvin’s Positive Result Is Confirmed

This is another fail for Harvin.  He has spent 5 minutes with Timmy:

“If you’re fortunate enough to spend five minutes or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, your life is better for it.”

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