Percy Harvin has anger issues?
Just as soon as Percy gets away from Herb and Timmy he starts smoking again. Marijuana must be a helluva drug (Chronic, Bitch) and Percy is a special kind of stupid. Picture a typical day in the Florida locker room (when Percy is not recovering from a Migraine):
Harvin: “I’m Percy Harvin”
Rainey: “No, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
Harvin: “Listen you little bitch, I’m Percy Harvin”
Rainey: “NOOO, coach said I’m Percy Harvin”
Demps ( in an attempt to calm ) : “wait, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
Dustin Doe ( seeing whats going on ): “But I was told a few times that I’m Percy Harvin but I didn’t get it”
Carl Moore ( was unavailable for comment as he was helping his girlfriend renew her gymnastics scholarship )
Patchan looked on in wearing a wife beater while holding a can beer, Natural Light from Pouncey
There is no truth to reports that the fight was broken up when Ronnie “the Rifleman” Wilson fired a pistol in the air “I just wanted to scare them”, said Wilson.
Sports Animal Radio reports that Harvin, despite outscoring Chris Leak’s Wonderlic Score of 8 has done the following:
- He got in fist fights with teammates with the most recent surfacing when he punched Chris Rainey in the face for questioning his work ethic.
- Harvin regularly missed practices even when healthy. Teammates joked by saying he viewed them as voluntary mini camps.
- He said in NFL combine interviews that his two biggest role models were Richard Ramirez, Eric Rudolph, Michael Vick and Plaxico Burress.
- He smoked weed all the time according to teammates.
- It is being reported that during a practice Harvin slapped Coach Gonzalez in the face when he was on him for loafing.
- He slapped Tebow
- He slapped Foley
- He slapped Rainey’s white poon
- He slapped Lane Kiffin
- He slapped BJ Coleman
- He did not slap Jon Crompton
- and obviously Percy slapped his granny
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Percy Harvin, Mike Vick, Allen Iverson, Plexiglass Burress…all from the same place, Hampton Roads, Va. They are truly a product of their environment. There are exceptions though…MLB’s Upton Brothers are from there.
For some reason, I really find the idea of Harvin walking around slapping people hilarious.
Jai, you left out that Harvin slapped Urban’s butt on the sideline during the final minutes of the NC Game.
I thought everybody slapped ‘Janie” Lane Kiffin?
Isn’t that why Al Davis fired him?
i’m rick james, bitch.