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We can’t possibly matchup with Florida, Georgia or Alabama for sheer number and/or quality of arrests.  But this signing of Daniel Hood is a really good start towards making up lost ground.  Here are my nothing but classy thoughts: I didn’t think there was anyway that he should be able to play for the University [...]