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25 Things You Didn’t Know About Urban Myth:
Education? BS in Narcissism, 1984. Got schooled by Houston Nutt in Gainesville, 2008

First job? Counselor at camp for troubled youth who display outstanding athletic tendencies

Mentor? Myself

When I was a kid I wanted to be? Football coach at Notre Dame.

Book I learned a lot from? My autobiography

Philosophy of life? Strict discipline, unless the offender can run a 4.3 forty.

If I didn’t have my current position I’d be? Football coach at Notre Dame

Someone I admire I’ve not met? Tim Tebow, Jr.

My greatest strength? Ability to ignore transgressions of star football players

My greatest weakness? Inability to secure job offer from Notre Dame

Introvert/extrovert? Self-trovert

A good day is? Any day I get to see Tim

A bad day is? A day I don’t see a mirror

One habit I’d recommend to others? Ignore character when recruiting

Is caffeine a must? No need. I get a rush from the smell of Tebow’s ball sweat.

Favorite time of day? Shaving. I get to look at myself.

I eat at my desk? I don’t eat. I get sustenance from my own sense of self-worth

Favorite work clothes? Teebows

Last vacation? Circumcising Filipino boys with Tim

What makes a good boss? Treating all players equally, without regard to background or athletic ability… LOL, just kidding

What makes a good employee? Employee? I don’t have employees. I do this on my own.

Hardest part of my job? All those recruiting rules I have to follow… LOL, just kidding again. Right Lane?

Favorite part of my job? The way the mindless Florida fans actually believe I won’t bolt for ND as soon as they offer

A goal I’ve yet to accomplish? Getting the ND job offer

Most important skill one needs to be successful? Be just like me. Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed