Marlon Brown just played you, whitey.

2009 June 24
by bosgap

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Fulmer would have signed this kid, folks.  Don’t ever forget that.  The Battle Captain was a master recruiter.  Marlon’s grandmother didn’t like the “lack of family atmosphere” Escalades” surrounding the Kiffin regime.  Marlon lost his iphone (thanks, Mark, LOL) last night.  Look at this intercepted text conversation between Marlon Brown and 2010 specibeastud Justin Maclin.

(901): a dog you headin out to cali dis week

(1-901): yea, i’m lookin forward to it

(901): time to get dat paper son. what dey got you doin out der?

(1-901): I think we are all having dinner tonight and we checkin out the facilities and meetin w the coaches tom

(901): nah man, i meen what dey got planned for you 2NITE playa?

(1-901): o idk

(901): well you betta figure it out 2nite is the fun part then you makin deals tom with Petey

(901): like when i was at uf mane…we was out on univ ave, fine ass white bitches errwerr…den sat we was talkin to urban, his players call him herbs lol…he

(901): was tellin me how he culdn give me no car but he had dat chronic and straight paper on lock. gmamma was wantin a job tho

(1-901): lol so why did you end up at ga? I thought mark richt was all christian and shit.

(901): yah he turns that on for da parents. gmamma loved his cracka ass but when we was 1on1 he told me abt all these things his best playas be gettin

(1-901): ?

(901): stacks of cash, like crazy amounts of green playa. why you think im so rich lol? plus i got dis red vespa i be cuttin around campus on. ladies love it…and his wife wanna be some nurse. trust me she know how to take care of a dude, nah mean

(1-901) wat

Marlon Brown

87 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 June 24
    BigBeefe permalink

    WTF? Lost iPhone? Or comedy? I hope this is real.

  2. 2009 June 24

    Click on the screen cap. Marlon appears to be admitting to taking some paper from Saint Richt? Gasp.

  3. 2009 June 24
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Gold. Like a bama deal gone wrong

  4. 2009 June 24
    Halarious permalink

    LOL! Anyone who actually believes this is real is a complete jerkoff.

  5. 2009 June 24
    Competition Missin permalink

    The facebook cap aint Sea World, it’s as real as it gets.

  6. 2009 June 24
    Ray permalink

    Assuming the facebook post isn’t doctored, the only humorous content in this post was about the vespa, and that was lost in all the ignorant, racist dialogue. You lost another recruit to the Dawgs, quit crying over spilled milk.

  7. 2009 June 24

    Hala? = UGA

  8. 2009 June 24
    Competition Missin permalink

    It would appear from the legit screen cap that ,”crying over spilled Benjamin’s” is the more suitable term here.

  9. 2009 June 24
    fools permalink

    This sh*t is so fake… dan rather says its crap.

  10. 2009 June 24
    fools permalink

    Competition Missin… are you really that f’in stupid? You don’t think there’s anyway that could be fake? Surely you are not that dumb…

  11. 2009 June 24
    Competition Missin permalink

    Considering I’m the one who grabbed the screen cap, I’m certain it is real. It would not be that hard for you to confirm for yourself, you know.

  12. 2009 June 24

    fools? Brent Hubbs would like to have a word with you

  13. 2009 June 24

    Ray, tongue the balls. Thanks

  14. 2009 June 24
    Lloyd Braun permalink

    Gold – brent hubbs was stupid for banning us. The board really sucks now I hear

  15. 2009 June 24
    Yall are dumb permalink

    This is a confirmed fake facebook account…..try again

  16. 2009 June 24
    BigBeefe permalink

    I would like to believe it, but just can’t.

  17. 2009 June 24
    Competition Missin permalink

    Lol. Neither facebook acct is fake, my man. I’m sure a lot of recruits get money to go to schools, I just find it funny that Marlon Brown is dumb enough to put it on facebook. Hopefully he doesn’t get Saint Richt in trouble.

  18. 2009 June 24
    eyehateorange permalink

    I am literally crying. We are so fucked.

  19. 2009 June 24
    Strick permalink

    This is a confirmed fake as of noon today by UGAsports from Rivals. According to UGA athletic dept., an investigation is already underway. Looks like the page creator is gonna be slapped with identity theft and defamation. Nice job posting random rumor smut.

  20. 2009 June 24
    UH OH permalink

    Facebook pic is real. The convo is just for humor. UGA may be in some real trouble for this one.

  21. 2009 June 24

    “an investigation is already underway.” LOL. silly dawgs. Richt is the new Fulmer.

  22. 2009 June 24

    Marlon’s grandmother is all about the Benjamin’s.

  23. 2009 June 24
    BigBeefe permalink

    Strick writes:

    “This is a confirmed fake as of noon today by UGAsports from Rivals. According to UGA athletic dept., an investigation is already underway. Looks like the page creator is gonna be slapped with identity theft and defamation. Nice job posting random rumor smut.”

    Can you post some proof of this?

  24. 2009 June 24

    HAHAHAHA. The dawgs are out of control on their sites. They spin cycle is on. Marlon says it is a fake? Of course he did. Anyone want to bet they don’t find the “impostor.”

  25. 2009 June 24
    Underscore permalink

    The Facebook cap isn’t fake. Marlon deleted his Facebook today as a result of this.

  26. 2009 June 24
    BigBeefe permalink

    No I just went to Brown’s Facebook, however Maclin’s has been deleted.

  27. 2009 June 24
    Underscore permalink

    Marlon’s facebook is deleted. Justin Maclin’s is still there.

  28. 2009 June 24

    so who can screen cap maclin?

  29. 2009 June 24
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH permalink

    u got the Benz wif de 20 inch rims, ha?

  30. 2009 June 24
    BigBeefe permalink

    If anyone can prove that this really is Brown’s facebook we need to get as much together as we can and send it to the NCAA for further review. It would be better if anyone has a Lawyer friend that could send it from their office if possible.

  31. 2009 June 24
    Turd Ferguson permalink

    They are both still on facebook, and you can even confirm that they are friends with one another.

  32. 2009 June 24
    Turd Ferguson permalink

    There’s another Marlon Brown account that’s in the Harding Academy network. Possible that Brown has two accounts, or it’s possible that one of them is an impostor.

  33. 2009 June 24
    roganberry permalink

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah what a fucking idiot. If you think the Facebook account is fake you are just as big of idiot.

  34. 2009 June 24
    Turd Ferguson permalink

    @ roganberry

    Huh? There are two Marlon Brown accounts — it’s plausible that the Marlon Brown that wrote on Maclin’s wall is a fake, but it’s also possible that Brown has two accounts and no longer uses the account attached to Harding Academy.

  35. 2009 June 24
    Striker permalink

    Screw him he’s gone!!!!!

  36. 2009 June 24
    Lloyd Braun permalink

    This IS his real facebook page. Don’t believe the UGA spin. This is far from over….Remember, you only read gold like this on LWS

  37. 2009 June 24
    Vols_Deep permalink

    Whorgia whoring for recruits. No surprise here. Bag Man Garner always delivers.

  38. 2009 June 25
    Jim permalink

    Big Beefe, maybe it is time to start thinking about not posting.

  39. 2009 June 25
    Dawg Fan permalink

    Competition Missin: You are cuite naive or stupid…possibly both. This clearly a fake. If you had taken the time to check out facebook, you would see that Marlon and Justin are not even friends on Facebook, thus it would be impossible to write on each others wall. Diptard

  40. 2009 June 25
    Rocky Top Crew Cut permalink

    Once again, LWS rocks the sports world. Viral, my friends.

  41. 2009 June 25

    @ Dawg Fan

    How dense are you? The friendship has been deleted. We grabbed the cap ourselves around midnight Tuesday. Anyone without their red pants on can see that UGA was scrambling and told the kid to delete the account and claim fake.

  42. 2009 June 25

    HAHAHAHHAHAH. Mr. SEC breaking down the text conversation. Dullards everywhere.

  43. 2009 June 25
    PistolPete permalink

    Sure are grasping at straws, aren’t we VolNation? Do you think it’s possible that the two top recruits in the state didn’t come to your little skool in the hollers because they didn’t want to book one way passage on a sinking ship? Like one guy said over at EDSBS you hillbillies are the only people in the civilized world who haven’t figured out the fake Facebook gag yet.

    I’m no psychic, but I’m betting that when absolutely nothing comes of this the Loser in Loser With Socks won’t bother to print a retraction. Which of course is what decent people would do after slandering an 18 year old kid. Am I right, LWS?

  44. 2009 June 25

    @Pistol, I will print a retraction under my real name if UGA finds the person operating the “fake.” We have reason to believe 100% that the account was real and are working to prove it currently.

  45. 2009 June 25
    PistolPete permalink

    And you also believe that Urban Meyer offered the guy weed? And that his grammar is really that bad, even when texting? I suppose you flunked out of CSI school. And you know as well as anyone that Facebook won’t take the time or trouble to track down this fake account when they have hundreds of others on a daily basis. Why don’t you just come out and say “we run like a scalded dog with every salacious rumor we find on the internet, proof be damned?” At least then you would be honest about it. This is the crap that gives blogs a bad name.

  46. 2009 June 25

    I wrote the text conversation. That’s been covered a couple of times in this comment chain. All of that was filler for the actual screen cap… why the fuck would Herban hand deliver the chronic? And giving blogs a bad name? who the fuck cares? They are blogs.

  47. 2009 June 25

    pete,

    Yes I believe

  48. 2009 June 25

    Bosgap

    Some pineywoods peckerwood silver britches will “confess” and “fall on that grenade” for Richt.

  49. 2009 June 25

    Dullard…..new lexicon. Hyams? what is the fedex status on the “scoop” award?

  50. 2009 June 25

    LOL. Dwayne from Valdosta made the account.

  51. 2009 June 25

    “Hyams? what is the fedex status on the “scoop” award?”

    Awesome.

  52. 2009 June 25
    BigBeefe permalink

    They just did a segment on this post on Knox News Sentential

  53. 2009 June 25
    Marlon Brown permalink

    Yo, it was real. UGA made me delete my shit. All da white women mad now cuz they cant keep track on a playa,

    Dolla
    Dolla
    Billz,
    Yall

  54. 2009 June 25
    Mark Richt permalink

    Make it rain, Marlon.

  55. 2009 June 25
    Justin Maclin permalink

    nigga!!! U wuznt kiddin USC is tha SHIT! i got mad hoes pimpin my shit and got pockets full o chedda. cant wait fo next visit.

  56. 2009 June 25
    PauldingDawg permalink

    This just in: Marlon Brown is still playing for the Georgia Bulldogs after rejecting Tennessee. In other news, Lane Kiffin is still an embarrassment to his university and his conference.

  57. 2009 June 25
    PauldingDawg permalink

    Let me rephrase. Embarrassment isn’t the right word. Kiffin has actually arrived and turned a respectable mediocre program into a Laughing Stock. Laughing Stock is the word. And Marlon Brown rejected him. And, he will play for the Georgia Bulldogs. And crush Tennessee.

  58. 2009 June 25
    Bryce Brown permalink

    Marlon Brown? Lulz

  59. 2009 June 25

    marlon will lose his UGA lunch money to Eric berry

  60. 2009 June 25
    PauldingDawg permalink

    I have sort of felt sorry for Tennessee fans over the last few months with all of his antics. Accusations, getting kicked out of Pahokee, generally being a moronic d-bag. Looks like he’s just joining the existing culture.

  61. 2009 June 25
    Nuke Richardson permalink

    Marlon Brown? Lolcano

  62. 2009 June 25
    FEAR THE HAT BITCH permalink

    hey Jai,

    Got Six???

  63. 2009 June 25

    Hey. apparently this post is making media talk/

  64. 2009 June 25
    LawDawg permalink

    Bos, brother, I know this blog is for entertainment purposes, and I know you might not take this seriously coming from a Dawg fan, but you may want to think about whether this content is worth risking a libel suit. It is simply not wise to go around publishing stuff as fact that you either a) know is false or b) that you know may be false, particularly with the intent to damage the reputation of a person or a school. I’m guessing UGA and the Browns have other things to worry about besides hauling some blogger into court, but if this incident is something the school felt the need to report to the NCAA to clear the air, as they apparently already have, then you may want to think about your exposure here. Just don’t say you weren’t warned.

  65. 2009 June 25
    Maug permalink

    You hillbilly inbred d-bags are really pathetic. Georgia is going to whore your asses in your own backyard this fall. 10RC football is a GD laughing stock.

  66. 2009 June 25
    Competition Missin permalink

    Lawdawg, I am laughing loudly. Good one. We posted a screen cap of a facebook page. It has not been altered in any way. You, in short, are ignorant. I certainly hope you are not an actual attorney. Admin maybe?

  67. 2009 June 25
    LawDawg permalink

    Competition, it clearly has been altered. It has an orange circle with and “LOLZ,” so there is no way to say with certainty that other portions weren’t altered.

    But that is besides the point, even if the screen cap is legit, you have been told that the contents of the FB post is false, that Marlon did not post it, and yet you continue to insist that you are certain that Marlon posted it. Rivals is even reporting that UGA has informed the NCAA compliance office about the situation, telling them it is completely false.

    Once you know or have reason to know a statement is false, but you continue to publish that statement as a fact, that is by definition a defamatory statement, and in this case, because it is published with the intent to damage the reputation of Marlon Brown and UGA, it is libel.

    I have already said that I doubt UGA would waste its time on this, but you never know when someone is going to decide to make an example out of you. At a minimum, you ought to be acknowledging that the FB post in your screen cap could very well have been made by an impostor.

  68. 2009 June 25
    Competition Missin permalink

    We have a media source who has assured us that the facebook account is real. He is ready to provide to NCAA when asked.

    You have a rivals Admin.

    Good luck.

  69. 2009 June 25

    LawDawg, you are off the reservation. Stick with worker’s comp cases in Dublin, GA. We have said throughout the comments that the text conversation is comedic fluffer to go along with the real, unaltered screen cap. Congratulations, you have realized that we used ultra exclusive Paint skillz to bring attention to the outrageous comment from the wide receiver on your football team.

    WTF cares what UGA and Rivals (lol) say about the situation. The fact that this issue was “refuted” changes nothing. You can’t just say something, provide no proof, and think that the argument has been erased. For instance, I think you are a homosexual man. You can tell me otherwise, but without proof, I do not believe you. I have seen proof that leads me to believe that the account is real. Continue to fall for the cloak and dagger Mark Richt is putting on you.

  70. 2009 June 25
    LawDawg permalink

    Competition, you can stay in denial as long as you want, but it was not a Rivals admin saying it was false. It was the UGA Athletic Dept., as reported by Anthony Dasher, a beat reporter for UGASports.com, who has been a journalist for a couple of decades, and who has no reason to make something like that up. UGA has Marlon Brown to verify the truth, you have a “media source”, good luck.

  71. 2009 June 25
    Competition Missin permalink

    Lawdawg, UGA has initially said it’s not true as reported by UGA beat writer? Gotcha. Must be an open and shut case.Did you expect them to say, “Marlon Brown admitted he is an idiot today after practice. He and the University are headed to Birmingham to confess to the SEC?” To think they would do anything other than deny initially is ignorant. This is MB’s facebook, my man.

    I hurt my knee at work, what can you do for me?

  72. 2009 June 25

    Lawdawg, I was walking out of the employee break room into the warehouse today and a golf cart driven by my facility manager ran over my toe. Do I have a chance at a good settlement?

  73. 2009 June 25
    LawDawg permalink

    Bos, proof that I am not a homosexual man is easy to find, just go ask your mom about last night. (Immature? yes, but so was that silly homosexual syllogim).

    The bottom line is that you guys aren’t really at great risk of being sued. The person who either created an impostor FB account, or hacked Marlon’s account should hope they can stay anonymous. My comments were mostly meant to make you think about how firmly you want to stand behind your insistence that the screen cap is undeniably a statement from Marlon Brown.

  74. 2009 June 25
    Scorched Colon permalink

    syllogim? I am a motherucucking lawya too. suck my dick lawdog

  75. 2009 June 25
    Lloyd Braun permalink

    Lawyers are creepy

  76. 2009 June 25
    Marlon Brown permalink

    LawDog gonna be representin me in my case

    holla at cha boi!!!

  77. 2009 June 26
    Atticus Finch permalink

    Lawdawg, that was the weakest attempt of threatening/suggesting legal exposure I have ever seen. First, you were clearly wrong in your assessment of any liability or real exposure. Realizing how wrong you were, you then completely backtrack and tell us what we already know. LWS has a bevy of attorneys at its disposal so don’t worry about offering any “free” legal advice. Shouldn’t you be at the Friday morning criminal docket call for all your court appointed cases?

  78. 2009 June 26
    Rocky Top Crew Cut permalink

    Hey LawDog, can you get me Deputy Dog’s autograph?

  79. 2009 June 26
    MeansPartTwo? permalink

    We will just have to sit back and wait for the NCAA to investigate. What does everyone expect the UGA sports dept to say? Seems like the same account was used legitimately by Marlon for an interview setup earlier this year. Instead of saying fake, the sports dept should have said account hacking since it appears to be his account. Now that they have gone with the fake argument and denial approach, if it does turn out to be his they can’t change their story and say account hijacking. Then we will know they are guilty. We already know they offered for Means but were outbid by Alabama in Memphis a few years ago. Could get real interesting………………

  80. 2009 June 26
    MeansPartTwo? permalink

    I feel sorry for you PauldingDawg. All those years of beatings by the Vols seem to have left an impression on you. This just in, your team is a bunch of heterosexually challenged dousche bags who pose for pictures of beaches with their shirts off and weights all arouond. OOOH tough looking! I’m sure they couldn’t wait to return to their rooms after that and “finish the drill” with each other!

  81. 2009 September 4

    Wow, was that for real? That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen this week.

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