Gingers of the SEC

2009 July 2
by Jai Eugene

A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. “Gingers” are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, “gingervitis” is genetic and incurable. Urban Dictionary: ginger

This is the Year of the Ginger QB in the SEC
Bammeroid Heir Apparent Greg McElroy.  I think he looks a bit like former Roid coach Major Applewhite or Opie

UGA’s QB Joe Cox.  Check the brilliant sheen of the  red on the head.  Is he even 6′0 ft tall?

can you pick out Joe Cox?

can you pick out Joe Cox?

Holy shit check this flaming coiff

and finally Tennessee’s Texas Gunslinger Nick Stephens  and victim of cromptonite violence (his wrist was *broken* in the weight room).   We need a blue ribbon day (similar to  Child Abuse Awareness)  to alert Tennessee QBs to the previous bad things that happen to Heisman Candidate Jon Crompton’s  rivals (Ainge, Hardegree, and Coleman were all victims)

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