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Florida Loses

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There are no receivers on Florida’s team that would scare a player off. Outside of Percy, your receivers were just OK last year. There is nobody there that is some dominant force. So I ask you, who would he be afraid of competing against. I’m not saying Tennessee has some collection of great receivers either, that has nothing to do with what we are talking about. You only mention the Vols because you are a professional cock sucker.

Quintin Hancock, Brandon Warren, Gerald Jones, and Denarius Moore are going to go apeshit on that ass on 9.19.09. Not to mention Montario Hardesty, Bryce Brown, Tauren Poole, and Toney Williams gangraping your defense.Young, powerful Crompton and his lazer machine gun arm will have Charlie Strong wishing he had hair to pull out of his head. Monte Kiffin will have Herban Meyer shitting in his pants uncontrollably like Chris Leak when the option was called. Coach O will be dropping hurricane roundhouse kicks on your domes as he flies around on a jetpack and yells profanities at Tebow while urinating from the air on your sorry, bitch ass team.

I honestly see no way that Florida wins this game.

Vols all the way.

13 comments on “Florida Loses

  1. I hope either:
    a.)you are the infamous V80, or
    b.)V80 gave his nod to post this.

    If not, you totally ripped this off.

    Still funny though either way.

  2. Ask Bama how good Florida plays without Percy

  3. V80 would kick your ass.

  4. V80 is busy with his rabies relapse

  5. nycvol’s psychosis takes it’s toll.

  6. Tebow can throw to himself and beat Tennessee. What Im really looking forward to is our defense. Tennessee will not score a single offensive point against Florida. Im not saying that Monte can’t turn his son’s team around in a few years, but Tennessee is gonna have their guts stomped out in Gainesville this year. It wouldn’t be so bad if Monte could have kept his son’s mouth shut.

    In a lighter note, I would fuck the shit out of Monte’s son’s hair metal wife. Imagine her and Urban’s wife scissoring each other all night long. I would sniff those sheets ’till the cows come home…

  7. Sissor? Herb’s wife is serious hot. You do realize that ut d is pretty stout? Now it will have some teeth since 3rd and chavis is giving up the big play at lsu.

  8. I laftd at scissor.

  9. I think the Vols d is gonna be fast and nasty this year. That’s why I said ut wont score any offensive points on uf. Kiffin defenses are always scoring defenses.

  10. UT’s D may not allow a point against UF…

    Too bad for the Vols there will be some Cromptastic pick-6′s thrown.

  11. Hey Cooter…sounds like women aren’t very fond of you sniffing their
    sheets.

  12. I don’t think Toney will see the field this year. (ACL?)

  13. Jim Bob:

    Sniff sheets? Wouldn’t it be better to boil em and make you some tea?

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