Fences in Memphis?

2009 July 13
by AngryEer

Brunetti(WVU), Hinder(Cal), Montana(UW), Bell(OU), and Simms(Bama)

Brunetti(WVU), Hinder(Cal), Montana(UW), Bell(OU), and Simms(Bama)

Nice job SEC homos.  My Eers  got us one them Memphis football players and we didn’t have to buy him with the Alabama purchase plan.  So much for locking down Memphis, Lame.

Ouch....

Ouch....

Country Roads Motherfuckers

12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 13

    Lets hope he doesn’t pull a Tajh Boyd.

    How many schools did that kid commit to anyway, 4?

  2. 2009 July 13
    Jackson23 permalink

    Brunetti is Tennessee’s if they want him…

  3. 2009 July 13

    why would he spurn a degree in coal mining?

  4. 2009 July 13
    Agonzo permalink

    Valedictorian material at Ers land. 2.8 GPA with another year to excel in high school. Whooooo Hooooo! Although Ers, you guys bringing in this lad introduces some of that Italian blood in your white trash gene pool. He’ll end up being the baby daddy to at least 5 or 6 of your coal miner daughters for sure.

  5. 2009 July 13
    jumpnjackflash permalink

    FEAR THE 4.81 FORTY.

    That guy is almost as fast as that legendary Pitt speadster Dan Marino

  6. 2009 July 13
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    He still has 6 months to decommit.

  7. 2009 July 13

    or he can go to notre dame and play for Urban Meyer

  8. 2009 July 13
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    I am praying that Charlie Weis has a good year.

  9. 2009 July 14
    Ya Mamma permalink

    WVU has such an awesome team, the bloggers at Rival are “salivating” over them:
    Connolly is no slave to fashion. In his five years here, he has gone completely shorn and shaggy. He is liable to show up with a goatee, a Van Dyke or full beard.

    Lazear may be vying with Connolly strand for strand, but Davis’ ‘do, which the DB keeps pinned in with a flourishing pony tail may outlast both of his teammates. Tandy’s hair probably falls a tad shorter than Davis’.

    Is this all they can write about about? Team must be pitiful.

  10. 2009 July 14
    War Eagle permalink

    No one wanted him. Its a bad year for QBS, He is listed (cough, b.s.) at 6′ tall. Rivals said he is maybe 5′10. So unless he plans on throwing from on top of your centers shoulders good luck with that.

  11. 2009 July 14

    rivals is for bammeroids

  12. 2009 July 14
    zigzag permalink

    It looks like they had to clock that 40 with a sundial.

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