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Coined

Future Vol QB Nick Lamison doesn’t have the requisite oxen/mule plodding ‘talking shit at a Florida Gator DB at  the wrong moment’ awkward confusion; it appears he lacks the PSTD stare coupled with heavy-hooded eyelids. Lamison is rumored to have a fairly quick mental processing speed.

If he can withstand the annual August ‘Cromptonites Rising’, he has a chance to play.  But as some ‘Nites have said:

  • “he ain’t no 4 star”, “he ain’t nothing but no diamond in the rough”
  • “he’s just nother one of them pussy west coast qbs” and
  • “he looks like one them Abercrombie and finch fellas”

5 comments on “Coined

  1. He will suffer from a broken leg soon. Falling up the stairs is quite dangerous.

  2. Lamison? Nice work Jai… that’ll confuse the Cromptonites.

  3. Fuck JPW’s untalented gay ass

  4. hollister, not abercrombie and fitch

  5. Who is hollister

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