1a. Urban Meyer is last in line to order at a Pahokee, Fla.   McDonald’s (does Pahokee have a Micky D’s?). The door suddenly opens, and Lane Kiffin walks in. Urban
Meyer is not above momentarily turning his head to see who enters a room, as we are all wont to do. Upon seeing each other, both coaches
pause for a moment, knowing that an awkward encounter is inevitable.   Lane, being the brash one, decides to initiate. Finish the
conversation, use as many lines as you feel are necessary.

Lane Kiffin: Herbman? Vols, Bitch

Herban Meyer: National Champion, Bitch
Lane: n’t care about your NC cause it was TAINTED. Try beating Tennessee when they are good.
Herban: You’re a fricking “ Bozo”
Lane: Stop whining bitch
Herban: We can ignore the past. We can create excuses. I know you feel good about yourself when you say “Vols, Bitch” and you probably wear your VB t-shirt proudly on Saturday’s but just know that it is only reinforcing every negative stereotype about Tennessee people and the Big Orange fanbase.

1b. What do both coaches order?

Kiffin:  Like it was swinging below his knee…..: a Big Mac, Supersized.

Meyer: Kids Meal, chicken nuggets with honey mustard dipping sauce

2. If an asteroid were on a direct impact course with Earth, what could Eric Berry do about it? If he is successful in stopping the
asteroid and saving the world, does he win the Heisman then?

Thanks for letting EB14 do his thing. Now get it in the end-zone for a change..as Clay Travis says: then we can exorcise the ghost of Charles Woodson Heisman past

3. If you were on the planning committee for the Neyland Stadium renovations, what new things would you propose to be added to the
Stadium and surrounding areas that are not already in the works?

A lubery.com area for the idiotic jock sniffing fans to oil up and stroke.

4. I am a former Pride of the Southland member, so I’ve been always curious about this. What are your three favorite songs that the Pride
plays? What is your least favorite song? What songs would you like to hear the Pride play on game days?
Geigh.  I’ll answer anyway.  More traditional songs.  Lil Wayne singing “will the Circle be unbroken” would be classy.