Do we need a reason to retire this jersey number: all of the bad shit that it created, games lost, careers destroyed,the last reese’s cup on the floor and autumns ruined.

David Oku fumbled. The freshman is wearing No. 27, Arian Foster’s old jersey number, so it was a familiar sight.Brown (hip) leaves practice early, but Vols get healthier » GoVolsXtra. Lulz. We know.  Please Oku.  Please change the number…ASAP

Does anyone remember  the shortest verse in the Tennessee Football Bible? It is:   “Foster Fumbled”.

More on the jinx here: Urban Dictionary: fostering A condition in which a person has trouble either catching, or maintaining possession of an item. Usually refers to a pigskin, football or the “rock” but can be applied to dropping Momma’s fine china on Thanksgiving Day or dropping a condom behind the headboard during application prior to coitus. …….