I guess I will run my own SEC Power Poll since I am not a “serious” blog and was voted off by the Poll Boys at Analytical Island. Here is your analysis, Bitch: South Carolina Football sucks. Seriously, did anyone watch them play last Thursday? I switched the channel to the Oxygen Channel for injection of testosterone.
The SEC is the only conference that plays defense/every team in the SEC (except USCe who really needs to join the ACC) is better than the best team in every other conference. List Ranker – Rank ‘Em: SEC Teams – ESPN
- Florida 300 yards of defense?? For Gates, Comparing a shirtless Tebow to running up the points on Charleston Southern isn’t exactly masturbation worthy. I want that virgin to get his ass raped by Troy.
- Alabama They tried to give the game away to a very mediocre VT team. Shoving members of the officiating crew is back in Juwan Simpson/DJ Hall style. The forward thinking Saban unveiled the new Roid offense: executing “The Kick”
- Arkansas Nobody is talking about the hogs. They remain a mystery, a mystery that gets blacker than black with an open date this week. They will add another nail in Richt’s coffin after the Bye Week. Bank on it.
- Tennessee 85 yards of defense; Cromps tossed 5 TDs versus a very fierce, amazing and underrated WKU team. Redemption this week motherfuckers . UCLA gets some Mountain Damn Values learnin’
- LSU 3rd and Chavis …get used to it Corndogs. The Queef likes to play soft D when the game is on the line. LSU-UF tickets are no longer a hot item.
- Ole Miss. Nice, Houston Nutt delivers. Not really good at being in the frontrunner
- UGA Joe Cox is rick clausen minus the cannon of an arm. Richt aka “Fulmer without a BCS NC” is dead man walking. Thank goodness the Gas Pumpers are next. Oops, UGA could start off 0-3. Couldn’t happen to a classier envious fanbase
- Auburn Terry Bradshaw was not impressed with the win over Louisiana Tech
- Vandy Upset special, Vandy beats LSU
- USCe the gaspumpers are not very good. The NC State Game was unwatchable. UGA is next… gonna be another battle of the suck. Seriously, the cocks would have lost to WKU.
- UK Off this week, with Louisville coming up.
- MSU Auburn is looming. Mullen loses this one 5-3, War Eagle!!
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Mmmmmmm…kool aid. Just keep drinking, mountain damn values boys, but you need to relax a little just so the “shocker” doesn’t rip your vagina.
LSU should be #4–Jefferson tossed 3 TDs versus a very fierce, amazing and underrated Huskie team in a loud boisterous stadium. Locker > Snead and should be an heisman hopeful according to the knob slobbers on ESPN.
If 3rd and Chavis leads us to be the 3rd ranked defnse in the country at the end of the season, i’ll take it, considering our offense is Miles ahead of what UTee had last yr.
oh and Vandy won’t beat us. It’ll be tight and we won’t cover, but it’ll still be a W.
Be happy your corndogs are not playing at the hostile confines of Dudley….
Here is your analysis, Bitch: South Carolina Football sucks. Seriously, did anyone watch them play last Thursday? I switched the channel to the Oxygen Channel for injection of testosterone.
LMAO
Here is your analysis, Bitch: South Carolina Football sucks. Seriously, did anyone watch them play last Thursday? I switched the channel to the Oxygen Channel for injection of testosterone.
Classic!!!
the poll boys kicked us off the sec power poll because we were to humorous….not enough analysis