Maybe we should make a whiner blog post of all the anti-SEC basterds and the “OMG the Mountain West” peckers can circle-jerk each other and let the rest of us actually talk about football.
HELL YEAH IF THERE’S ANYTHING THAT SAYS FOOTBALL MORE THAN KENNY CHESNEY OR WHOEVER IT’S DAVE MATTHEWS! WOOOOOOOO!
1. Florida- The kiddie diddler meets his mojo in the Mountain prince. Florida will lose. God needs to test His Son. Either way, Lane kiffin will spend 5 minutes with Tim Tebow and his life will be better for it.
2. Alabama FIU scared the Bammeroids. That panic tears of Bama Fans are enough to sustain me for weeks. North Texas will be a hostile challenge.
3. LSU loving the speed of the LSU Defense. Really setting the pace for the game. Unless it is 3rd and long then I laugh. Chavis!! Check out who is last in opponent 3rd efficiency: 2009 SEC Football – Leaders
4. Ole Miss SE Louisiana comes calling as Houston Nutt finds the taste of this cupcake to his liking.
5. Arkansas Petrino goes 2-0 with a win over UGA and Lil Fulmer (minus a BCS NC)
6. Tennessee All hail the genius that is Lane Kiffin and Jon Crompton. I hope it rains so that Tebow must be forced to baptize the Tennessee D!!! Warning: Crompton has a gun. If he had receivers who were actually quick to the ball, he could be very dangerous.
7. Auburn Coach Chizk? Can I buy a vowel? WVU can’t spell real well. Betting either on or against Auburn is a pretty foolhardy thing to do. It’s a complete crapshoot every weekend.
8. UGA Don’t fret. The win over USCe was a gimme. Really, Oklahoma State? Houston? That’s just embarrassing
9. Kentucky Kentucky has what? 3 straight bowl wins, baby!, if the football gods want to give a UK fan a dilemma, let UT play Louisville. So did you guys win last week? I totally spaced out.
10. Vanderbilt The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Johnson. Another SEC win for Vandy over MSU
11. Mississippi State – Mullen discovers that the crotch of Mississippi is really a crotch after all. the Barn beatdown
12. Gaspumpers Same old Same old. Always the bridesmaid and never the bride. UGA wins over the cocks….again
That’s priceless.
The Tebow/Christ pics are awesome.
Like the comment about God needing to test his son this Saturday.
Maybe Tebow will just take a dive to create an opportunity for another post game rant speech that will someday be enshrined on a plaque outside the Bull Gator entrance to The Swamp.
UT is one of the three worst teams in the SEC. The sooner you begin to understand that, the better you will be able to handle this season.
mean people suck. Jim, you are mean