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SEC Power Poll

September 30, 2009
by Jai Eugene

Look at those perfect bangs
Look at those perfect bangs
    So with an inspiring effort against Florida and Ohio in their back pockets, Tennessee’s coaches called every one of Florida’s 15 verbal commitments for the 2010 class, according to a source close to the recruitment of those prospects.

    Every one? Yep, every single one, and some undecided prospects, too.

    The message was clear and concise: The Vols would have surely beaten Florida had it not been for Superman saving the day – and Tim Tebow is a senior.”

  1. Alabama When Nick Saban wants some pudding, he damn well gets it.
  2. Florida  We’ve seen them score in a one-play, quick, bam, go-out-the-other-end-deal. They have that capability..better take better care of the Lamb
  3. LSU I watched this game, I actually could feel the “3rd and Chavis” angst.  Les Miles:  talent will only get you so far without the coaching.  I see Florida and Bama beating the Tigers.
  4. Auburn  Will the Barn deny my Mountain Prince his sweet redemption?  Prediction: 3 picks for the Barners
  5. UGA Joes Cox?  How many throws into double coverage do we have to endure?   Be patient this week, wait for 3rd down vs LSU.  You will excel against the “The Chief’s” soft D.
  6. Gas Pumpers You know things suck in the SEC when mediocre is rising to the top
  7. MSU Managed to give the game away to Miles and Chavis.  MSU reminds me of a joke I heard recently: What is the difference between Jenna Jameson and MSU? Jenna doesn’t choke on 4 inches!!
  8. Ole Miss  The Monkey on Nutt’s back was dipped in chocolate and eaten by a very mediocre Gaspumper Squad.  Snead out- Cromptoned  Crompton!!!
  9. Arkansas  Mallet was not  amazing vs Bama.  Petrino?  it’s tough to beat Nick Saban, but completely quitting on your NFL team (whilst throwing everyone on the team under the bus) before skipping town to take a college job after one single season in the League… not even Saban is THAT much of a dick.
    Saban stuck around for two.
  10. Tennessee MAC powerhouse Ohio escaped with a nothing more than a moral victory. Good news: Cromps down to one interception per game.  Bad news: Now he has figured out how to fumble it.  This week?  we didn’t need Under Armour… we are real men.
  11. Kentucky Knocked out Tebow and nearly destroyed the Gator Nation.  Just counting the days unil Hoops season and Cal gets them under NCAA Sanctions!!  Lexington is a better city now that Tebow spent the night there.
  12. Vandy will be the 5th best team in Tennessee.  Behind MTSU, UTC, Memphis and my beloved Vols

5 Comments leave one →
  1. FEAR THE HAT BITCH permalink
    September 30, 2009 2:31 pm

    P. Peterson will pwn Green this weekend and Dreadlocks of Doom will be cleaning up, picking off Ginger’s overthrows. We’re getting there. Despite Miles’ best efforts, we’re getting there. Jai, did you know that the LSU d is 3rd in the SEC in pass efficiency?

  2. October 1, 2009 10:35 am

    Only commies wear red.

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