Check us out @ twitter all weekend.  We will be running a live blog from the tailgate on Saturday from America’s Penis (Florida). Poon of the SEC: Big Orange Poon Me Up Across the street from: 318 NW 13th St, Gainesville, FL 32601-4993 (ABC Fine Wines & Spirits) Look for the 3′x4′ dry erase board [...]

Believe it or not, there was once a time when no one cared what Brett Favre did during the offseason. But with the media circus that’s surrounded this once-beloved quarterback since his repeated retirement/un-retirement, we associate his name more now with indecision. So while Brett’s new Sears commercial proves that he can take a joke, [...]

Jon Crompton:  He is passing the ball instead of treating it like a football-shaped turd that’s on fire.  unfortunately the guys in the different color shirts are catching it more than our guys 1. Go shoot some varmints, field dress them and eat them. Start with squirrels and work your way up from there. Try [...]

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As the clash between two bitter rivals approaches, former Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer met with the entire Florida team this morning in Gainesville and delivered a fiery speech encouraging the Gators to mercilessly crush the Vols. “I just told them that football is a game of field position,” said Fulmer.  “You gotta work like heck [...]

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Maybe we should make a whiner blog post of all the anti-SEC basterds and the “OMG the Mountain West” peckers can circle-jerk each other and let the rest of us actually talk about football. HELL YEAH IF THERE’S ANYTHING THAT SAYS FOOTBALL MORE THAN KENNY CHESNEY OR WHOEVER IT’S DAVE MATTHEWS! WOOOOOOOO! 1. Florida- The [...]

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