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Kiffin Forges Ahead

Auburn?  Get ready for 60 minutes of Hell.  Read this Barners:  What everyone is failing to see, is that Lane Kiffin is an offensive genius, so what if the numbers don’t reflect his plan? Look at the players he’s producing. Kiffin has 7 starting positions on his offense with future pro football players and potential Hall of Famers, who you ask?

Aaron Douglas- A legacy lad. Now he is the nations best offensive lineman right now, and just a freshman.

Cody Sullins – the nations best265 pound walk-on Center, per Bob Kesling

Hardsty/Brown/Oku/Poole – whoever starts at RB, doesn’t matter, all of them are all-sec caliber, and will be great pro backs, you pull back on the reins and relax

Kevin Cooper- without question the nations best FB, and good hands too.

Jonathan Crompton- ignore the INT’s and his new habit of fumbling to the other team, this kid has moxie and a cannon, Cromps is almost the best QB in the SEC right now, seriously, name somebody who’s better, I dare you.  Each time I watch the Lane Kiffin Show i makes me  glad we passed on signing duds like Jake Locker, Clausen and Barclay.

Gerald Jones-part one of the nations best WR duo, and Crompton’s Fall Guy.

Zach Rogers- part two of the nations best WR duo, and pretty too.

Now one would think with 7 future All-American/All-Pro’s in the starting line up, Tennessee would just go out and score 50 per game. Oh no, not Kiffin, he has the discipline to play conservative, ball control offense, and keeps the games close and exciting. Truth is, the defense is WAY behind the offense, and Lane Kiffin is proving to the defense that they must improve for Tennessee to go on the planned run of the next “Decade of Dominance”.   He is only holding back these 7 future offensive legends in order to get the maximum growth out of a defensive unit that he counts on giving up zero points in the 2009 season. Just another example of the GENIUS THAT IS LANE KIFFIN AND DAVID REAVES, having to teach that relic Monte Kiffin that he needs to catch up.

8 comments on “Kiffin Forges Ahead

  1. The capacity for self delusion never ceases to amaze me

  2. I came looking for good insight, I found a couple paragraphs of horse shit. See ya’ll in Knoxville, WEB.

  3. I read this three times and can’t tell whether you are joking or not.

  4. The three people who posted before me are gigantic idiots.

  5. I did not make this list of 7 All Americans/All pros. Disappointing

  6. Jai,

    have you and ‘Eer been hitting the meth again?

  7. Yet another close victory by Lane Kiffin. I guess he will be calling all of AU commitments now.

    You just can’t buy this kind of publicity. Kiffin is a genius

  8. Hell isn’t as bad as I heard it was.

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