SEC Power Poll: version 1.1 for this week

The Alabama “thing” fascinates the hell out of me. No other coach in football gets as much facetime as Nick Saban. And why, is my point? It isn’t like Alabama just won the national championship. It is like the SEC (and Vol fans, below) is gay for him. Hell he does have great hair!!

Florida Don’t believe that spending “5 minutes” with Tim Tebow will make you a better person. Look at Herban Meyer, he has spent days with Tim and he is still a complete assWhole. Last saturday, Tebow was at home, resting, hopefully watching CBS. But one of the announcers believed that he was out “helping people”. This week you are playing LSU, whose offense is probably as physically talented, yet offensively unproductive, as any in the nation (Well except for my beloved Vols). I tried calling Herban’s cell phone but it bumped over to voice mail.

LSU Les Miles was completely disrespected during the UGA Ass Spanking last Saturday. He was shown on TV maybe, a total of 4 times? In contrasr, Mark Richt’s buttcut hairstyle was burned into my 42 inch philips plasma. I think LSU will use that CBS “snub” of disrespect as motivation to carve a “notch” in Tebow’s concussion bedpost. LSU is saving their offense for the Florida. They didn’t need many points vs UGA. Waste not want not.

Auburn Gus Malzahn comes home to sell some VHS tapes on the fast break offense. The chopblocking corncobs face Ryan Mallet. This supremely talented defensive squad will fail this week.

UGA Joes Cox? Does anyone else smell Georgia heart break in the future? I do. Let’s talk about Cox’s accuracy again while we watched him overthrow what would’ve been 90-something yard TDs. UGA fans were booing, I’m going to buy a Mark Richt Wallbanger, he is going to join Fulmer at Louisville if he keeps this up.

Gas Pumpers Despite the mascot, the best dad gummed fans in the SEC. Always expect to lose but are genuinely surprised (UFIA Surprised) when they win.

MSU Mullen consistently calls the worst plays at the absolute worst times without fail (or more correctly- loaded with fail). Cam Newton please come to Tennessee, don’t go to this horrible place.

Ole Miss Wannabes like Ole Miss ruin college football almost as badly as the BCS does. You sicken real SEC fans.

Arkansas Watch out for chopblocks!! Mallett will light it up on the SEC best pass D (they shut down Tennessee, for a little a couple of quarters)

Tennessee Ran into a vastly underrated Auburn Defensive buzzsaw. With all of the pressure from All SEC war eagle front four, Crompton wilted like a girl on rohypnol. I hope that he wakes up before he gets raped!!

Kentucky Tough to win against the bammeroids anytime. Best squad that money can buy!!

Vandy Squaring off against Army. A National Championship match-up that our forefathers of yesteryear would have loved. Not so much in 2009 though.

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[...] LWS SEC Power Poll 1 – Florida Don’t believe that spending “5 minutes” with Tim Tebow will make you a better person. Look at Herban Meyer, he has spent days with Tim and he is still a complete assWhole. Last saturday, Tebow was at home, resting, hopefully watching CBS. But one of the announcers believed that he was out “helping people”. This week you are playing LSU, whose offense is probably as physically talented, yet offensively unproductive, as any in the nation (Well except for my beloved Vols). I tried calling Herban’s cell phone but it bumped over to voice mail. 2 – LSU Les Miles was completely disrespected during the UGA Ass Spanking last Saturday. He was shown on TV maybe, a total of 4 times? In contrasr, Mark Richt’s buttcut hairstyle was burned into my 42 inch philips plasma. I think LSU will use that CBS “snub” of disrespect as motivation to carve a “notch” in Tebow’s concussion bedpost. LSU is saving their offense for the Florida. They didn’t need many points vs UGA. Waste not want not. 3 – Auburn Gus Malzahn comes home to sell some VHS tapes on the fast break offense. The chopblocking corncobs face Ryan Mallet. This supremely talented defensive squad will fail this week. 4 – UGA Joes Cox? Does anyone else smell Georgia heart break in the future? I do. Let’s talk about Cox’s accuracy again while we watched him overthrow what would’ve been 90-something yard TDs. UGA fans were booing, I’m going to buy a Mark Richt Wallbanger, he is going to join Fulmer at Louisville if he keeps this up. 5 – Gas Pumpers Despite the mascot, the best dad gummed fans in the SEC. Always expect to lose but are genuinely surprised (UFIA Surprised) when they win. 6 – MSU Mullen consistently calls the worst plays at the absolute worst times without fail (or more correctly- loaded with fail). Cam Newton please come to Tennessee, don’t go to this horrible place. 7 – Ole Miss Wannabes like Ole Miss ruin college football almost as badly as the BCS does. You sicken real SEC fans. 8 – Arkansas Watch out for chopblocks!! Mallett will light it up on the SEC best pass D (they shut down Tennessee, for a little a couple of quarters) 9 – Tennessee Ran into a vastly underrated Auburn Defensive buzzsaw. With all of the pressure from All SEC war eagle front four, Crompton wilted like a girl on rohypnol. I hope that he wakes up before he gets raped!! 10 – Kentucky Tough to win against the bammeroids anytime. Best squad that money can buy!! 11 – Vandy Squaring off against Army. A National Championship match-up that our forefathers of yesteryear would have loved. Not so much in 2009 though. [...]

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