Nationally, the SEC had three top ten spots last week. Heck, they had three top five spots last week. What about Mountain Damn Values lighting up that potent Georgia D? Somewhere jonathan crompton just threw another td pass against the dawgs…
MDVs are:
checking and rechecking Tennessee Football message boards and listening to the whippoorwills late in the day…!!!
The Alabama: Press your buttocks against the window and fart , and you know you are in the ghetto known as Tuscaloosa!!
Florida LSU/UF: That was one of the most boring football games I can recall. Well, besides any Big 10 showdown. On the plus side, I’m still smiling from my last conversation with Tim Tebow…
LSU why do LSU fans always say “Geaux Tigers!”? Because there is no “O”.
Gas Pumpers After last week’s debacle against one of the worst passing offenses in the country, the Gas Pumpers take on the SEC’s Flagship School, the school that built the SEC bitches. It will not end well for the Gas Pumpers. As a bonus hell level, I hope Penn Wagers officiates this game.
Tennessee Bye week, then it’s the Cheaters. Then it is setting the stage for the Bammeroids. Speaking of Bammeroids yesterday at the Echo AL Country Store, there were 3 pregnant women in line to use the restroom. All were wearing hunting t-shirts (replete with an ‘A”) and jean skirts to their ankles. Their t-shirts were covered in mud and looked like they had just crawled from under a trailer. Jon Crompton please remember this: “I dont care if we are playing Alabama in a game of country jake….I want to beat them. No matter what sport/game. I want to steal their women, drink their whiskey and kill bigger deer than them”.
Arkansas If I was a betting man and the Arkansas defense played against a bunch of middle aged housewives I would put money on the old cougars, the Hog defense sucks ass.
Auburn It couldn’t be that Auburn is not as good as their record might fool people into thinking…keep in mind it’s that 90% of SEC teams are just all so NFL like.
UGA Does making Jon Crompton look like a Heisman Candidate warrant a regime change in Athens? Is it enough to energize the passive Helen Hunt?
MSU Houston is in what conference? Mullen must believe that SEC Pride is for suckers.
Ole Miss The school without a mascot may have having been to play for pride, if they actually decide they have some.
Kentucky Lose to the Gas Pumpers: FAILURE, TAINT!!
Vandy No SEC pride. It’s Vandy, what are you expecting? They lost to Army
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This poll is worse than the AP with Notre Dame at the begining of each season. The West is clearly superior to the East from top to bottom, and even though you beat UGA your team still BLOWS ASS.
As for our record, 5-1 looks much better than 3-3 anyday, especially when one of those W’s is against the fighting Crompsuckers.
“There t-shirts” . . .that should be “their” . . .you know, lots of people with poor communication skills and a shoddy UT education (and here is a bit of an english lesson for you: “UT education” is what people who read at a 4th grade level – a type of person unknown to native Tennesseans – refer to as an “oxymoron”)mistake “they’re” for “their” but using “there” is truly original ignorance.
I swear UT fans are bipolar. It is either the end of the world when they lose or they are the greatest when they win. How you can put a team with a losing record above a 4-1 Auburn team THAT ALREADY BEAT YOU is beyond me. Sometimes this website makes me wish the terrorists would win.
Roget,
Only a true pompous, pillow biting, self-hating asshole would base his pseudonym on a popular Thesaurus. Die in a grease fire.
Roget was e-applying a e-lesson on not getting e-rushed into e-blogging. He is an e-fuck
that buttery toast is like the redneck shroud of turin…
Heh…Roget said but.