As of right now this “Bama videotaping of Tennessee practice” rumor has to be considered unsubstantiated. Please read this disturbing email that I received late last night in regards to Lies, Videotape, Nick Saban, Alabama and cheating:
Jai
One of my best friends who is a student at Alabama has class with a couple of football players and he heard them braggin today about the video’s they saw in Saban’s office and that Tennessee won’t even know what hit them when their game plan goes up in smoke.
I wrote Kiffin an e-mail about it. I haven’t gotten a response back yet if he is going to do anything about it.
I told my buddy to act like a bama fan at the class on Friday when he sees them again and to try to get them to talk about it again… I don’t know if they will talk to him or not.
As you know my brother goes to bama, he saw rolando mclain and nico johnson walking near the ferguson building today and decided to follow them, he said they were talking about how we have the same start to the signals of the plays if its a run or if its a pass. Effectively the lbs know if we will run or throw. Said they talked about watching practice and how they can tell which side of the field the ball is going to based on the coach relaying the signals. Just got off the phone with him. I’m so effing pissed right now. Those cheaters never quit.
I told my brother to tape them if he could . He has a voice recorder for lectures I told him to record them talking about it. If he can do we are going to send the tapes to the NCAA.
I would love nothing more for Bama to get hit hard over this. Makes me so angry I seriously can’t sleep tonight.
Please post this is on your blog so everyone will know what those cheaters are doing now.
Thanks man, i love your site
Chad R.
I like Nick Saban and his so very perfect hair…..a lot…Unfortunately he just doesn’t always exude the tradition and class in the way a head coach in the SEC should. At the University of Alabama, they really need to figure out which forms of cheating are acceptable.
As far as I am concerned on Nick Saban and his cameras, I always liked and supported this kind of cheating, not the the steroid cartoonish bullshit that anyone could do without shrinking his nuts and getting a huge head. I like spying, I support stealing signs in baseball, I even thought when ARod’s ‘I Got it!” was pretty cool, and I like the old school cheating of Kenny Rogers. Something about it seems so much more pure than Olympic and Lance Armstrong doping.
Saban’s reputation at “gaining the edge” is so adept, that UGA’s Mark Richt went passive aggressive in protecting his signs and signals http://www.tidesports.com/article/20070920/NEWS/70
The Bear Bryant mantra: “Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat”. Bama and Nick Saban are infamous for this. He doesn’t “break” rules, he just breaks the spirit of the rules.
So Nick Saban is basically saying that in his culture, it is very common to videotape the other teams coaches to find out what defense they are running. He didn’t realize that what he was doing was wrong so he should not be punished.
What is next for Alabama? Maybe Nick Saban can fax pictures of his penis to defensive coordinators during games. He’ll do anything to gain an edge, even if it means rendering his opponents blind. It was hell on the guys on the sidelines, trying to examine the photos of what coverage the other teams were in:
Line Coach: “Now, when the ROLB lines up over the guard, he’s faking the blitz and they’re going into a Tampa Two, and in this pic, when they….”
Offensive Lineman: “Coach, what…what coverage is that?”
Line Coach (looks at page, sees little Nick): “Oh God, my eyes!” (falls to the turf clutching face)
[...] It's an off week, so I thought I'd… post a completely unsubstantiated internet rumor. Enjoy, SIAP….. Alabama Spying on Tennessee Practices? [...]
This is the stupidest crap Ive seen. You sound like little whipped insecure bitches. O Bama’s cheating Bama’s this Bama’s that. The truth is you’re already trying to lessen the blow from Bama stomping your sorry asses by saying we have the signals. I agree it will look like we have your siignals b/c they will stop anything your pathetic offense tries.
Mike
You are a serial tard
Thanks for this…this will go nicely on Coach Saban’s bulletin board in the locker room. See ya in T-Town.
I will be there, in the Ghetto of T-Town
YOU TALKING TO ME???
“What is next for Alabama? Maybe Nick Saban can fax pictures of his penis to defensive coordinators during games.” Nick Saban has a penis? This is the real news – - Bama cheating is expected and not news.
If you have a Facebook account I would love to talk to you.
This story is typical bama news. We all know they cheat hard part is just catching them.
Ute would think they would learn, wouldn’t ute?
This is honestly the stupidest story I have ever heard. Well, maybe our football players ARE discussing incredibly sensitive material in the most public part of campus.
If you ain’t cheating, you ain’t trying. I’m sure Kiffy isn’t cooking up a few things in his back yard. If he’s not, maybe he should be. Saban is a disciple of Bellechick.
In the words of Bear Bryant “You ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t competin’ “. Last time I was in “T-Town”, I witnessed a black guy getting stabbed in the face with a fucking screwdriver at the EN house. God, that town sucks. Pure class Bama, pure class. V, B.
Voracious is the Bammeroid
I am looking forward to the beatdown in T-town. The excuses are already flowing.
As someone living in T-town I can confirm this place is a fucking hellhole
The only reason anyone would videotape a UT practice is because they need a “blooper” reel to entertain party guests. Remember when NFL films did “The Football Follies?” That would look like a rerun of “Who’s the Boss?” next to the Ron Burgundyedsque hilarity level of a UT attempt to play football . . .
Brian,
abysmal humor attempt..abysmal
Well Jai no one is as familiar with abysmal humor as you. You would be the past master of it. It is a certainty you have an abysmal life. So I bow to your expertise on all things abysmal.
Brian
You are a “serial” poster, aren’t you? SERIAL
You say that T-Town is the ghetto but what about that filthy dump they call Knoxville. I came through there about a month ago and could not believe all the abandoned run down hoods. Jai talk about serial posters…how many posts do you have on here jai.You bitches can say what you want about the Ute’s but what bowl was TN in?? Right now were 18 – 2 in the last 2 years bitches what your 2 year record?
Knox-vile-hood, place is a total dump, that stadium is a crumbling wreck that will
have to be imploded before long. All the fat-ass, finger licking hillbillies have trampled the place.
Now Lane is in town ruining another program with his cheatin’ ways just like Usc. Speaking
of hellholes, this one is at the top!
Okay, my cover is blown and the plan has backfired. My original intentions were to scope out this loser-douche Lame Kiffin’s wife. Mr. Secondary Violations, Lame Kiffin obviously wears the panties in that relationship (just as he wears the panties in our rivalry relationship as well) and I know that would be an easy steal for me. I had hoped that after I punked him out next Saturday that I would score her away from him like the little biotch that he is. But now the plan has been shot to hell and it appears I’ll have to make someone else my bitch immediately after I place my fat cock in Mr. Secondary Violations’ mouth.
Sorry Viles, but beating the living hell out of you every year just gets boring. I was hoping to spice it up a bit by winning a prize. I guess now I can donate $2 million in order to fly crop dusters over tox-ville, spraying the entire wasteland in sanatizer.
Anyway, I must go shower now. One trip to Tox-ville, Tennersee turns your skin green and your hair to black mold. Now I see why Tennerse natives always look as if they haven’t showered since the 1960s, nor have they brushed or taken any kind of care of their teeth.
I hate to inform you “Daddy” (original by the way) but if you are talking about “beating the living hell out of the Vols every year is getting boring”, you may have missed a few games in the past 20 years. Fulmers record against Bammers: 11-6. Also how many coaching changes have you necks had in that time? Thanks for playing and…. V,B.
Also, what is Brian’s obsession with Anchorman? It was a funny movie that came out like four years ago, but christ get some new fucking material.