I am shocked SHOCKED that an delusional Bammerneck would lose his marbles over yet another Bama cheating scandal. Rivals.com Bamaonline writer Matt Scalici posts his thoughts on the NCAA:
Sorry in advance about what I’m about to post. It’s more than a little emotionally driven. Just gotta get this off my chest.
Holy hell, am I fired up. Look, I don’t want to play the victim anymore. I’m tired of being offended and having my feelings hurt and asking “Why us?”. The NCAA can run its mouth off about us all it wants but they know as well as we do that they don’t have the balls to touch us.
I’m tired of listening to their preaching and the hypocrisy of every other program that wants to pretend that they wouldn’t trade teams with us right this second if they could.
The time for Alabama fans to sit there and take punishment is over. It’s our turn to give some out. We’re giving out plenty on the field already and we will continue to bruise and batter every opponent with the misfortune of having us on their schedule this year. But what’s going to be the sweetest part about seeing Coach Saban lift that crystal football into the air this January is the big giant middle finger that will represent to the NCAA. In their minds, we are the absolute poster boy for the way they don’t want a program run. We care too much about football and we are willing to make sacrifices and do whatever it takes to be the best.
I’m still mulling it over, but I’m thinking about making a t-shirt to start wearing to games that says “SERIAL REPEAT VIOLATOR” in big white letters. What do you guys think? I think it says the NCAA can do whatever the hell it wants to us and we’re still going to win the national championship because we are committed to being the best EVERY SINGLE YEAR and we don’t tolerate failure or mediocrity like their little teacher’s pets in the Midwest.
Maybe on the back I’ll write “…unmatched by any other member institution in the NCAA.” Damn right.
Jai,
This isn’t the complete story…..His post came down the next day, and he posted an apology letter after taking a LOT of heat….of course, he tried to cover his tracks by stating he was “kidding”. Calling BS on that one.
Here is his apology stating he was just “KIDDING”:
“Guys,
Just wanted to explain my post from yesterday and why it is no longer on the board. As a lot of you know, I no longer write for BamaOnline full time but rather serve as a part-time recruiting writer. Since cutting back to part-time with BOL, I have let my fan side show a little, mostly because I’ve always enjoyed watching you guys on the board do it and wanted to be a part of the fun.
Yesterday’s post was not intended to be sincere in any way and was really just an over-the-top attempt at me having some fun playing the super fan. I think it’s important to note that while my conduct on the board as a fan in no way impacts my conduct as a professional writer, it’s really not appropriate for me to play the superfan while I am still interviewing prospects for stories that run on the Rivals.com network. I will still continue to offer my opinion on the team and on recruiting but I will not be injecting quite so much emotion into my opinions in the future.
I want to apologize to BOL and Rivals if I did anything to damage my credibility as one of their contributors and I want to apologize to you the board for handling myself in a less than professional manner.
Thanks,
MS”
FAIL!!!!
And thats….the REST of the story!
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It’s quite alright. I suspended all five players involved in the textbook scandal… and still beat the Viles’ ass.
I’m currently contemplating on whether I should even show up for the game Saturday or not. I’m quite certain even one of my grad assistant coaches could beat the hillbillies.
Your coach is a douche and is also the laughing stock of the SEC. He looks like a mentally challenged troll and his teeth are crooked. And he lost to UCLA…
Please stop with all the delusional false hopes of Lame Kiffin taking over the SEC. I know you hillbillies aren’t the brightest human beings on the planet, but even a retard could tell you his best season record during his entire “Tennersee” tenure before being ousted will be 7-5 with a Music City Bowl loss to a 6-6 Louisville squad. Might I also add during that time span, he’ll be a combined 0-8 against Urban and myself (with three moral victories however) and 2-2 against Vandy and lastly will have landed UT@k on probation for playing catch-up with Meyer and myself. Heck, he’s already on the right track with all the false accusations and secondary violations. But on the bright side, he’ll be 56-0 in shit-talk victories!
But don’t worry, Alabama fans were quick to recover from the Mike Shula disaster and I’m certain you guys will be quick to recover from his sequel.
Three in a row! Bow down to your father, whom has made you mountain-incests his bitch!
PS: You want a free textbook? I’m sure it wouldn’t be considered if we donated them to your University to distribute out to the joke of a team the Viles field every weekend. Maybe even after Lame reads it himself, his players can teach him a thing or two as well:
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