Brandon Spikes Fingers a Dawg

2009 November 1
by Jai Eugene

Throughout the season, many of the talking heads in the liberal drive-by media have questioned Coach Herban Meyer’s ability to exhibit the leadership qualities necessary to lead a team of impressionable young men. But linebacker Brandon Spikes has shown that Meyer’s example does not go unnoticed.

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  1. 2009 November 1
    Helmuth Seidelberg permalink

    Executed perfectly just like he’d been practicing on tim tebows butthole.

  2. 2009 November 1

    i giggled

  3. 2009 November 1
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    You’re allowed to do that when you’re up by 3 td’s.

  4. 2009 November 2
    arKic permalink

    Maybe they should play more like they did in the old days of football, back when the game was wholesome, back when players were heros to Children…

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  5. 2009 November 2
    Mike permalink

    Let he who has not tried to gouge the eye out of an opponent cast the first stone.

  6. 2009 November 2
    SD-Day permalink

    Urban Meyer is a joke for saying he is going to have a serious talk with Spikes. Spikes is a great player but should have some more serious consequenses then a talking to like he is a 5 year old. Be accountable. For the benefit of doubt, maybe all teams do this but all teams definitely don’t get caught!

  7. 2009 November 2
    Sweet Lou permalink

    Top 1% of the top 1%

  8. 2009 November 2
    kwyjibo permalink

    I’ll show him, I’ll blacklist him from Volquest Chat.

  9. 2009 November 2
    Helmuth Seidelberg permalink

    hahaha, found this on espns comment list:

    “Hey I’m really proud of you Brandon Spikes for your eye gouge and Ima let you finish but Moe from the three stooges had one of the best eye pokes of all time… just sayin’ – Kanye “

  10. 2009 November 2

    Anyone got Mike Slive’s email address ? I am a fan of one of the Big Two (Alabama) but the Brandon Spikes thing is just awful. The SEC should be ashamed and Mike Slive should be harassed with emails. Suspend Dez Bryant for the rest of the season for lying but we give Spikes just a half a game for trying to maime someone. What a bunch of jackasses

  11. 2009 November 3
    sbthomas permalink

    mslive@sec.org………flood his box and let him know what you think about being a spineless commissioner!

  12. 2009 November 3

    You don’t gouge a guy’s eye out while his arms are tied up in a pile man…

    You even trying rationalize it means you’re a jerkoff.

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