Spurrier and Kiffin

2009 November 2
by Jai Eugene

Sit Ubu Sit, Good Dog

Full Force Kiffin Assault: When you are knowingly get assaulted by unsavory people, which leads to a undesirable and tense social situation. Especially after getting your ass waxed on national television by a 34 year old punk.

 

If I was reading Spurrier’s mind, this is what the old coot would be thinking in this very uncomfortable midfield moment of triumph:

Steve: Phil, didn’t tell me this party was going to have all these unsavory people at it! I wish I had canceled all my plans to come here!

Phil: Sorry Steve! This party is a real disgusting place, I agree. If I never have to come in contact with any of these people again it’ll be okay with me.

Steve: Yeah Phil… this party was a Full Force Kiffin Assault.

2 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 November 2

    Whos wearing the visor now, Bitch?

  2. 2009 November 3
    Mac B permalink

    You can’t spell sucks without USC

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