My SEC Powerpoll

2009 November 4
by Jai Eugene

  1. Alabama If I was a professional betting man, I would bet the house on the Bammeroids to win a close over LSU.  This is pre-destiny.  The UF-SPUAT SEC-CG matchup was decided a long time ago.
  2. Florida.  I wish that with all of the hubub of the Brandon Spikes suspension, that the SEC Office could make a better effort to hide their love of Florida a bit better.
  3. LSU.  Sorry Lester.  Your checks didn’t clear the Bank of Slive.
  4. My beloved Vols.  Name a QB that is playing better football than MDVs?  Bama’s Mark Ingram can’t carry Montario Hardstey’s jock strap.  Dispute those two statements, I DARE YOU. Here you go, let me make this real simple:
    What other QB would you want to be leading your team down the field with 1:30 left to make a score?Colt McCoy?

     

    John Elway?

    Jon Crompton?

    Sorry, the correct answer is always Jon Crompton

  5. Everyone else is the bottom of the vat.  This includes South Carolina. The best part of Tennessee curbstomping the gaspumpers was when South Carolina  realized that they were South Carolina.
18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    I understand that this site is a personal glory hole for each writer to suck their team off, but this is a new level of pathetic. Crompton? Seriously?? I’ll give you Hardesty (by the way, learn to spell the name of your “beloved Vol” rb), but Crompton? The best QB right now to lead a team with 1:30 left? DO YOU REMEMBER THE UCLA GAME??? DO YOU REMEMBER THE UF GAME?? Kiffin wouldn’t even let him throw the ball to give UT a chance to win and when they finally realized it was their only option he throws an easy pick!

    When you get off your knees and decide to actually write a decent post, shoot me an email and let me know that its worth visiting your site again.

  2. 2009 November 4

    Ssak, I hope you get stuck flying a UAV from the dark bowels of a damn ship

  3. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    If I did, I would still be better at killing an argument than your pathetic attempt just now.

  4. 2009 November 4

    oh i wasn’t trying to argue with you. i sincerely wish you never see the sun from enclosed control station, not LOGGING FLIGHT TIME

  5. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    Last time I checked, YOU RUN A WEBSITE. YOU WRITE IN CYBERSPACE. YOU WORK FROM YOUR COMPUTER.

    Are you beginning to understand the trend here?

  6. 2009 November 4

    No, not really. what is your point?

  7. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    That would actually make sense. Since you never post anything that has a reasonable argument you probably wouldn’t be able to follow your own insults.

  8. 2009 November 4

    Oh, you mean like going from being an operational pilot to flying a toy airplane? Yes, you DO suck

  9. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    I’m curious, what is your main profession? Seriously, I’m not trying to do the old and horrible joke “well, I hope you don’t quit your day job”. I’m very interested to be honest.

  10. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    Still trying to think of something that doesn’t reveal that you ride a desk all week and/or sit behind a computer all day?

  11. 2009 November 4

    i am on duty 24-7….frontiers of freedom…..

  12. 2009 November 4

    You must try composing complete sentences. BLUF doesn’t work here.

  13. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    “You must try composing complete sentences. BLUF doesn’t work here.”

    Is this for real? Your insults are starting to become embarrassing. I am shocked that no one else is weighing in on this. Oh wait, I’m probably the only one left that actually stumbled on this site so the mystery is solved.

  14. 2009 November 4

    How am i insulting you? I think you are wonderful. And you certainly are the only person on the blog right now. Me and you…dancing together…2 ships in the night

  15. 2009 November 4
    SsakcaJ permalink

    Don’t even try to involve me in your glory hole fetish. Stick with your second rate SEC team.

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  17. 2009 November 5

    There are no UAS pilots, only UAS operators.

    Go back to your shelter.

  18. 2009 November 6
    Ole J.R. permalink

    “The best part of Tennessee curbstomping the gaspumpers was when South Carolina realized that they were South Carolina.”

    Hilarious.

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