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Poll: Who will be the next Notre Dame Coach?

Pass the syrup!!

Pass the syrup!!

Hey guys, It’s pretty much a foregone conclusion that Shoney’s Big Boy is out the door at South Bend. I have taken the liberty to compile a short list of legitimate candidates to replace the lard ass.

28 comments on “Poll: Who will be the next Notre Dame Coach?

  1. Hell Lane Kiffin’s doing a damn good job as far as I’m concerned . . .

    I think that Notre Dame – quite frankly – is not the job it once was or the job that the Beano Cooks and Lou Holtzs of the world think it is. Nobody under retirement age still thinks of ND as a great program. It hasn’t won an important game since Lane Kiffin’s infancy.

    The day when all the great Catholic prospects went to ND and made it a national power for that reason are over because 1) there are few great prospects who are Catholic (not many African-American Catholics, to boot) and 2) the number of devout Catholics as a percentage of US population is down overall and 3) ND is in South Bend Indiana and the great programs today are in the Sun Belt.

    ND isn’t GOING the way of Army – it has GONE the way of Army. It’s not a great program and never will be again.

  2. Army can’t beat Navy either. Good point.

  3. Tommy West would be a great fit with the Irish fans.

  4. Remember the last time ND won a bowl game? Me neither . . .

    Maybe ND should compete in a conference. They look like a good fit for the MAC.

  5. is that photo shopped or is his waist really that big? His head is tiny.

  6. Kiffin for HC!

  7. His waist is fantastic

  8. That is his real waist….after band surgery.

  9. At coach’s conventions Fulmer used to stand next to Charlie Weis to look svelte . . .

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  11. You Vol fans really make me laugh. Your sarcasm sucks, too.

    Seems you wait in the bushes to jump at anything negative about UF.

    Where were you viles back in July when Urban Meyer (that’s his PROPER name, BTW) said “I’m not going to Notre Dame – EVER”? What part of that do you fail to understand?

    Who will be the next ND coach if and when Cheeseburger Charlie gets canned? Look no further than Brian Kelly at Cincinnati.

    If not him, Jon Gruden wants to get back into coaching, and BTW, he has some ties to the Domers.

    Oh, and no more “moral victories” for Lame Kitten.

  12. “Lame Kitten”? are you queer?

  13. Jai I despise Kiffin but right now he doesn’t look lame at all on the field . . . .

  14. I like the synergistic effect Kiffin has created

  15. I like the fact that Kiffin can’t evaluate his own talent, but lies about other programs to get their recruits to decommit and sign with him.

  16. wouldn’t a more appropriate poll be “who will be Florida’s next coach”?

  17. “Can’t remember last time ND won a ball game”?! Um, last year, idiot! Maybe that’s why you can’t remember who still holds the record for national championships in football. And the last one of those for Notre Dame was 1988 if you can’t remember that….

  18. Was that a real bowl game? I thought that was a made-for-tv movie . . .

    I stand corrected. But congrats to ND for setting an all-time NCAA record for bowl futility by losing more in a row than anyone in history.

  19. Urban My specifically had a clause placed in his contract ( along with the statement that he could keep his Nambla Membership) that he could leave Fla at any time without money penalties if the ND job was offered. Well , it is time to go. I will bet that you guys can get the Zooker back if you ask him real nice. You will be the Vols bitch for the next 10 years. Enjoy.

  20. I don’t know if you can completely rule out Urban Meyer going to ND. Look at Roy Williams. The guy said over and over again that there was no way he would ever leave Kansas University. Look what happened

  21. Oh you can rule out Meyer to ND . . .

    Maybe ND would like a shot at Lester Miles who just gave another stunning show of incompetence on Saturday . . . .

  22. Is that the best all you SEC fags have, to call Weis different fat names. Knock his coaching ability, that he deserves, but to make fun of the man because he has weight problem is pretty damn pathetic. Oh, by the way, Fantana, ND has been top 5 and top 10 in recruiting since Weis got there, so to say that top prospects don’t want to go there anymore, you couldn’t be more wrong. All of you SEC fans are so clueless, just because the SEC has had a few strong years all of a sudden you guys think football don’t exist outside of the southeast. Stick to the topics you have some knowledge in, go find a nascar chat room.

  23. Disagree with Urban Meyer…..Also Fla does have a great quarterback coming along….John Brantly was one of the highest recruited QB’s in the country. Urban would be nuts to leave FL. Its an awesome place to live and work. Look for Brian Kelly of Cincinnati. He has done a fantastic job with that school in three years.

  24. It has nothing to do with catholics or religion period. F___kn comment.

  25. nascar chat room was terrible, like irish football

  26. Brian Kelly will be next ND coach.

  27. What notre dame needs to do is lower academic standards so they can recruit the retards from the southest just like the SEC does. I think most SEC school standards are, if you can just spell you name correctly you can play. I agree with yankee77, you inbred white trash hillbillies need to focus on your nascar and leave football to the educated people.

  28. Turkish and yankee77 obviously have not realized that the age of making fun of people from the south has ended. We are not and never have been incompetent as you have always thought, and an accent does not make one stupid. That being said, the reason the SEC is the best conference in college football is because of the importance of high school football in the south. States like North Carolina, Georgia, Florida along with Texas and Oklahoma (More southern than Yankee) have the top recruits year in and year out. Why would they not want to go to an SEC school? Football means nothing in the north below college level, the high schoolers are to big of pussies to play.

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