Ole Miss FAIL: From Dixie With Love

2009 November 11
by Jai Eugene


(HT TacoBell, from Iraq. Happy Veterans Day)

You Ole Miss Fans are flaccidly limp on your little pink preppy asses and, not long after enduring the 15th consecutive home loss to Alabama and soon a loss to rising Tennessee team. You don’t have a Mascot and now you don’t have fight song, all courtesy of your despot-king: Chancellor Dan Jones ……..I am sure you will stick your little pink preppy nose nose high in the air and declare “WELL, AT LEAST WE HAVE CLASS”….as you gulp down your 8th consecutive Bourbon-and-whatever to drown your own self-hatred and impotence and bitterness as the “classless” bumpkins from Alabama and Tennessee look upon you in contempt for your pathetic inability to assert control over your own school and make it respectable in the world………

NEMS360.com – BREAKING NEWS Ole Miss song banned

None but the most determinedly delusional individuals will henceforth be able to turn their eyes away from the disaster of a season that Jevan Snead has had, you could say that he has “out Cromptoned Crompton”.

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 November 11
    Brian Fantana permalink

    Jai I am picking UT to win out – right through the bowl. And given my distaste for Kiffin, I am throwing up in my mouth a bit as I say that. But facts are facts – he’s doing a good job.

  2. 2009 November 11
    Fag permalink

    And Jai, after this comment, is gonna go home and sit on a big dildo. I bet you feel a bit more accomplished after being a human douchebag for your bootybuddy.

  3. 2009 November 11
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Happy Veterans Day!

  4. 2009 November 11
    warrior possum permalink

    Why does everybody think we don’t have a fight song? Truth is that we do indeed have a fight song,”Forward Rebels”, and the band still plays “Dixie”. The song in question was a piece the band only played before and after games. It was a fantastic tradition until it was spoiled by a bunch of spoiled brats and redneck sidewalk alums. That said, fuck UTK.

  5. 2009 November 12
    Brian Fantana permalink

    It would appear UT fans should refrain from talking about ANY other school having thug players. For a very long time: http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/69841967.html

  6. 2009 November 12
    Brian Fantana permalink

    Breaking news: http://www.volunteertv.com/home/headlines/69841967.html

  7. 2009 November 14

    are you ready????????

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