My name is MDV, and I deliver the pigskin with accuracy of a JUGGS machine; the red zone beckons…..

I am fueled by the unbridled optimism that maybe, just maybe, I will continue to climb even higher in the QB rankings; as if my league leading 21 TDs aren’t high enough. Florida, Bama, UCLA and the Barn should be counting their damned blessings they got me early. They know it and I know it. Fuck them to hell.

I am mindlessly driven to “seize” every opportunity to “pad” yardage stats on 3rd and long. In fact, I pray for 3rd and longs when others have their sphincters puckering tight…I am Oblivious to fail

But rest assured that my tanked was topped off by a South Carolina Grad

Did any of you notice the correlation me shaving my porn ‘stache removal to that of my on-field performance getting ‘blowed up”? I still honcho up a “can do” spirit in a future, and By God I will get it done

All brawn, anyone else notice that the opposing fans are seeing the Beast of the East beginning to rise … I see the fear in their pig-eyes….so maybe it ain’t all Monte after all?

All brain, they’re are starting to see Lane can coach? Lane Kiffin is a visionary. That is correct…a prophet.

Coach Kiffin is driven by passion and stopped by nothing…Coach Kiffin will be ridiculed for his decision to let his players play the game, great men often are, but true Vols like Corey B. Zickefoose, recognize the service that Kiffin has given to the school and his team….

Black hooded janzen Jackson is built to reward the doers who climb behind the wheel of Prius every day but work even harder; I don’t care if one of our players is caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, as long as they suit up and show class on Saturdays. Go Big Orange!!!

I am built to last, I have yet to see a team play better than the Tennessee did last week. TOTAL DOMINATION. After Saturday, we will be in the mix for a major bowl bid. Remember, it is all in the coaching

I achieve, but my goal is always to overachieve, count on this: I will continue to beat ass….

I am built to reward the doers who catch my passes for “6″ and remain loyal

My tank is still full, and Verne, Gary and Tebow? they’re so full of shit …Lane Kiffin is the head coach of what i have known all my life as Tennessee football… i am Tennessee football and anyone who wants to say I’m not can step on that (excuse me baby Jesus) fucking line and I’ll spank your redneck ass back to your dirt ass poor Mississippi/Alabama/ Florida farm, cause it don’t matter where you’re from, my ass whipping leave marks on that ass….

I carry a full payload of tough skin on my ass that delivers a stinging blow on left wing liberal sports media. I like so many others believe that Bama’s Mark Ingram is overrated and could not carry Montario Hardstey’s jock. Ingram would be a 3rd stringer in Knoxville……our tank is full…

Do you feel my poker stare? hopefully not, i want it to be surprise when I wallop you in the face with a 2×4 …whoever you are, recognize that my Vols are a program that is back on track to push your broke-ass over the precipice and our beatdowns will set your program back 10 years.

I carry the accolades of my school, the pride of my Conference (minus slive and his officials) and the tons upon tons of great gridiron choices I have made (and people once say I have no mental processing capacity, the nerve!)

I carry the great reputation and respect of the Ghosts of Neyland past in my tool kit…I am 3 parts of awesome and dark magic, I could go on, but I don’t like to boast…

I have proved the coaching ability of Lane Kiffin and David Reaves…… Where are the naysayer’s now? Where are all the media that questioned Tennessee’s offense? I am leading us back home to the Promised Land……

And I deliver the bad news without fail …Tebow is #9, I am #3 in QB rankings…and Ole Miss still doesn’t have a mascot, do they?

My tank is full, and Mike Slive is … Well, you know …a corrupt little fucker….

The road ahead of me is long but I am hoping to end up in the Cotton Bowl or some other prestigious New Years bowl …I pray my Lord that we get Notre Dame.

But I know I am Vol …and some of you pig-eyed fucks aren’t. What else needed to be said? My Tennessee offense is so high powered that tackles against us are like time to a dog. In that case, 1 tackle is like 7 normal tackles.

I will not yield, because Kiffin doesn’t know how to slow the fuck down …Here is his email sig…’I reject your challenge because you are no challenge. But I’ll be happy to beat up on you some more.’ Clubber Lang

I will not down-shift, because my future doesn’t include fiddling around with foreskins, that will be from Florida, and it’s unreliable …

Here’s a dose of the orange and white that full of heart, toughness, and guts and is always able to hit you in the mouth and will do whatever it takes to win. then people from tennessee can say maybe were not as intellectual as other people (smarter than Alabama for sure) , but we know how to beat ass. I’m so happy we found our way again….

My name is MDV, again, its not Tebow and I can score a touchdown anytime I want….