Versatile Ole Miss senior Dexter McCluster shattered several records for both teams, gaining 284 of his staggering 324 yards from scrimmage on runs.No Rebels player had ever gained so many rushing or all-purpose yards in one game, and UT had never allowed that much to any individual opponent. Wes Rucker, Chattanooga Free Press“
He’s by far the best player we’ve played all year,” Vols junior defensive end Chris Walker said of McCluster, a 5-foot-8, 170-pound senior who made big plays as a tailback, wide receiver and special-package quarterback.
McClusterfucked: The condition created by a dwarfish yet highly dread-locked running back that has left my beloved Vols New Years Bowl hopes looking like ripped unpuckered sphincter in a graphical state of distress. Symptoms:
- An old and confused Defensive Coordinator
- An uninspired Defensive Squad
- A confused Field Goal kicker that does not understand trajectory
- A Head Coach that refused to play 3 suspended players for the sake of ethics and integrity.
- Linebackers that don’t converge into one in what should be an orderly fashion…until, that is, when people are in too much of a hurry to understand the concept and start cutting each other off, creating mass confusion.
- Jerrell Powe would not like this, but he can’t read. Tragic.
- Ritzy Shreveport beckons
Jai I saw a bowl projection website this morning that actually had UT projected to go to the Outback Bowl. No shit. I don’t know what the guy who made those projections was smoking, but he probably got it from Marie Montmarquet . . . .
I think UT may avoid Shreveport but probably will still wind up with a trip to the Prestigious and much-desired Music City Bowl . . .the team can bus over!
We all know that the reason the Vols lost is because of the off-the-field issues last week. Also, aliens stole my samwich.
McCluster just got another 1st down.
I bet the UT Fans have already forgotten about this loss now that the real season is here: Women’s Basketball.
UT is living the Kinks classic song “Lola.” Rocky Top – where “girls will be boys and boys will be girls . . .”
You bitches will be lucky to go to the papa johns bowl in birminghood.
Is it too late to schedule Hawaii at their place?
Dennis Rogan’s jockstrap was Fedexed to him this morning by McCluster, after Rogan got juked out of it on the 40 during that 71 yarder.
You have to give Ol Monte credit for making some good adjustments at the half. That pint size speed ball had 142 yards and 3 TDs the first thirty minutes but only 140 yards and 1 TD the last thirty.
what happened to m Monte the fuking genius already? Did he miss he daily dose of Aricept and Namenda ? Also the effort reminded me of tenn-wyoming tragedy of the last year. We should beat Vandy ( who hasnot) but Ky at Lex is far from a sure thing.