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All Aboard the Gravy Train

before it runs out of gas. “Gas” would be Timmy Tebow. The Gravy? If it is Florida, it could be Scrotum Gravy.  Next stop:  South Bend.  Notre Dame hasn’t fired Charlie so of course he  isn’t leaving Gunsville…yet.

And please stop crying about Tebow.  It makes you look like an old queer.

around the 2:30 mark is when the hilarity starts.  Big old Man Tears.

In his most emotional news conference since shedding a few tears following a loss at LSU in 2005, Meyer paused three times when talking about the final home game for a senior class that includes the 2007 Heisman Trophy winner.

He paused about a half minute the first time, staring down the entire time and thumping the podium twice.

Meyer paused one more time, composing himself after he was asked about the impact Tebow has had on him. Tebow inspired Meyer to take his family on a mission trip to Central America.

“The one thing about Tim is his unselfishness, and his mission outside of college football is unparalleled as far as I’m concerned,” said Meyer, holding back tears. “The impact that he’s made, it’s almost like selflessness is now a cool thing. Kids realizing to give back and if you can brighten someone’s day, you do it. The impact that he’s made on this team is phenomenal and as coaches, it’s very noticeable behind closed doors, more than probably what you guys see. It’s a significant impact.”
“No more interviews this week, man,” said Meyer, who is 55-9 at Florida and has won two of the past three national championships. “This is going to be a tough week…Amid Irish talk, Gators’ Meyer says Notre Dame not an option – NCAA Football – CBSSports.com

21 comments on “All Aboard the Gravy Train

  1. Hey Vols – here is a novel thought: why not attempt to actually BEAT the CURRENT COACH of your rival instead of endlessly wishing they will go away?

    You guys must be petty sure you will never beat Urban. Or Saban. All you talk about is how they are gonna leave. It’s the Top Christmas Wish in Tennessee . . .

    BTW nobody ever comes on here and talks about how Kiffin, Chizik, or Les Mils is gonna be hired away . . .

  2. I wonder how hard he would cry if Tim Tebow got a black eye.

  3. We are going for our forth national championship in four years. You have won one in forty years. Our fifth year coach is more successful than your program. The failboat is painted creamsicle orange.

  4. Wow. Sorry about that one. That should be three in four years.

  5. Fantana:
    It’s the Tennessee way: Whine and hope the Coach will leave or that the rival will get put on probation, instead of actually beating them on the field when they’re at their best. They (Vols) were the same way in regards to Spurrier and Bear Bryant.

  6. Kiffin is 1-0 vs spurrier

    Bear is Dead. Johnny Majors pissed on his grave.

    I personally would like Herb to stay. When kiffin spanks that ass, it will be sweeter

  7. Florida will win the NC this year. Screencap this please

  8. This is the Tide’s year. We have to much for the Gators. Johnny Majors was a bitch. If he did piss on Bear’s grave it’s b/c all the golden showers Bear gave Majors wife. She’s a slut for real winners.

    Hey Fontana…the problem with UT is they have no tradition of winning. They’re losers. They have nothing to brag about so they resort to trying to put down the prides of the conference. I think they should consider shutting down the football program and concentrate on women’s basketball. The student body would be safer at least. You can’t spell pellet gun w/o UT.

  9. Hi Ron Jeremy!

  10. Jai, if UT is to beat Florida, they better hope they do it next year when Florida is in semi-rebuilding mode.

  11. * An attorney recently pointed out to me that “the dropping of charges” doesn’t mean someone is “innocent.” It means there’s not enough evidence to prosecute. Therefore the question for Kiffin and UT is this: If Jackson has had a history of missteps and been suspended for a game already (and he has), is it in the team’s best interest to overlook the fact that he was in a car with marijuana, drug paraphrenalia, and a CO2-powered pellet gun at 1:30 in the morning?

  12. Ya Mamma,
    Was there ever any doubt?

    This is from ESPN: “Jackson’s attorney, Don Bosch, is one of the more renowned criminal defense attorneys in Knoxville, a former swimmer at Tennessee and past member of the school’s athletics board.”

  13. LL,

    We tried to get Bill Cervone to represent him, but he was presiding over a bull gator booster club.

  14. Jai, the only ass Kiffin will spank is on a tranny hooker . . .

  15. Jai, everything always comes back to the Mighty Gators, doesn’t it? lol.

  16. speaking of, watch your boy named houghs, out of putnam county. He is a SEC ref and a Gate that might be in a bit of a pickle

  17. Jai,

    what’s this about a Gate ref in a pickle? Link?

  18. It has been reported that Rogers Redding, the Southeastern Conference’s director of football officials, has met with league commissioner Mike Slive in the wake of allegations levied against SEC official Wally Hough.

    A former University of Florida lineman and ex-president of the Putnam County Gator Club according to a St. Pete Times report, Hough has twice been involved with controversial calls in University of Tennessee games. Most recently Hough called the pass interference call in the end zone against Vols cornerback Anthony Anderson Saturday night against Vanderbilt.

  19. Jai, Putnam County just might be the worst place in Florida. Nothing “good” ever happens there. It is packed full of mobile homes and trash, and it is always on the news for some type of crime.

  20. LL, what about the crab festival???

  21. Ya Mamma:
    I’ve never been to the blue crab fest. That is their claim to fame, but I’ve got no reason to ever visit Putnam County.

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