via email from Scott
In honor of Tebow’s sheer awesomeness, we give you the Tebow SEC Championship Drinking Game! You are guaranteed to be smashed by the end of the 1st Quarter!!!
Rules of the Game:
* Drink every time Tebow is called “a warrior.” Bonus chug if any of your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal’s opus “I am a warrior” and change the lyrics to “Tebow is A Warrior” Dance, Tebow, you magnificent male specimen, you…
* Drink every time Tebow’s called “a leader,” then salute.
* Drink every time Tebow’s called a “special athlete,” then yell “Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!”
* Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the Heisman again this year.
* Drink every time Tebow points to the sky — then, you must realize the only reason the sky hasn’t fallen is the strength of his pointing.
* Drink every time he’s shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a bird to pump up the crowd.
* If (WHEN) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a shot.
* Drink every time Tebow’s on camera for no reason when the Florida defense is on the field.
* Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
* Drink every time they show a “I Heart Tebow” sign in the stands.
* Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this one, otherwise it could kill you).
* Knock back a shot every time the announcers mention his experience as missionary.
**If Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of Jim Beam, and don’t stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs out of tears. (This may take several bottles of Jim). Then throw the empty bottle(s) through the television and quote the good book by saying “the Terrence Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!”
(Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death. So don’t do it. Ever. Not even in jest. If you’re dumb enough to do it, just pray Tebow is nearby – only he can save you. (Him or a local hospital with a stomach pump.)
don’t forget to drink when you find out who tebow’s roommate is
A shot any time the word “circumsion”, “missionary”, or the name of any third world country is mentioned.
Circumcision (sp. -5)
Call your dealer if they show Lundquist wiping off his chin after he gets done sucking Tebow off.
14. Everytime a Florida player gouges someones eyeball you have to down a shot of rumplemints and do the three stooges woooop wooooop woooooop sound.
Buy extra alcohol for the meaningful slow motion exchanges between Meyer and Tebow. Especially if Meyer gets inside his facemask again.
Verne and co. are losing their minds since Alabama is taking it to Florida right now. Every big play for Bama is followed with a ho-hum description.
Verne’s getting used to saying touchdown Alabama and he’ll be saying it for many years to come!
I doubt anyone got drunk playing this game unless there was an addendum for crying.
$aban drinks Tebow’s tears.
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Take a shot for every time Tebow lost to Tenneseee. Ooops