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Good Job Mark Ingram


Way to go!! Excellent!!! First Bammeroid to ever win the Heisman Trophy!!! I was as proud of Ingram as Mal, Nick, Penn Wagers and Mike Slive were. Way to represent the Conference that Bama built!!

Another interesting fact towards Ingram’s historic win:

Bama has not been called for holding since Oct. 17th. Seems kind of weird to me. Anyone else think this is kind of sketchy? For a team that runs the ball as much as they do you would think they would get called for holding every once in a while?

It does seem odd that nobody on the Bama O would get flagged for holding. I would counter that Saban has his team so fundamentally sound and technically proficient that they don’t/can’t hold on any offensive plays. A true testament to coaching and execution!!!

Does anyone know what crew is calling the BCS NC Game? Please say Penn Wagers, PLEASE!!!

Shopped, has to be. Saban teams don't hold

41 comments on “Good Job Mark Ingram

  1. Your photo clearly shows a hold but this photo must have been taken last year in Tuscaloosa! JPW is throwing his arms in the air for the TD – he now is a backup QB for the Falcons. Bama played MSU this year, 2009, in Starkvegas and in that game for the first time they wore Black helmets…

    Might want to check on these things before you start throwing bombs out there! However I can relate to your confusion. I lived in east Tennessee for 3 years. It’s like living a year behind the rest of the world over there…

  2. I’m Mark Ingram BITCH!

  3. This post is like the little kid that had his bicycle taken away for another little kid to
    ride….grow up selfish kid, your owned by the team to the south!
    You and Gay Clay Travis should get together!

  4. Wow, you get PNWNED every day don’t you? Nice idea to pull up a hold from last year, as you try to spead your jealous rage over the DOMINATION that is taking place. Maybe you just need to find yourself a hostess, and you know, let out your aggression, like NuKeese did. That should make you feel better.

    BTW, good luck in the Peach Bowl, don’t eat too many Chick Fil-A sammichs now.

  5. How does he get owned, dumb-ass? All it does is build a historical database of Alabama cheating. Holding is how they do it in the SEC? Not very well when facing my EERS

  6. It’s clear the trailer park syph took all of your momma’s minds at an early age, Bama boosters. Your memory is lacking.

    Isn’t it YOUR repeatedly tarnished program that spun conspiracy theory after conspiracy theory about Tennessee somehow owning the NCAA investigators that tortured your cheating halls for so long? You guys have conveniently short memories.

    Wasn’t it YOUR entitled fans that screamed and whined over the last 14 years that your crown had been taken by Florida and UT? Yep, it was. You cried like little bitches. Heck, Auburn MADE you little bitches for quite some time, and in your own state. As many of your past players can attest from their prison cells, once a bitch always a bitch.

    What do Alabama fans and maggots have in common? They can both live for years off a dead Bear.

    Here is the truth: You hired the biggest whore in football to be your coach. Can Saban coach? Sure he can, but he fucks for money plain and simple. With your penchant – scratch that NEED – to cheat, it is only a matter of time. It is only a matter of time before you get your own knock on the door. Shit, you guys INVENTED recruiting violations. It’s only a matter of time, and you all damn well know it.

    So your state’s hometown paper is owned by the liberal New Yawk Times. Your own sports writers didn’t have the balls to write the UT/NCAA investigation themselves because it would look like exactly what it is – your own program ratting out UT to the Alabama state press who then leaked to its parent company in a vain attempt to throw folks off the scent.

    Your coach is a whore, and it is only a matter of time before he hits a bump in the road down there and starts to look around for greener pastures.

    Your boosters whiskey fueled tendencies to win at all costs can’t be contained, even by a Napoleanic little control freak like feather-banged Saban.

    In your own back yard you have a program in Auburn that any given year can give you fits. You can’t even win all the recruits in your OWN state.

    Enjoy this year of mediocrity in college football, where the Big East is inexplicably a factor, the most interesting story is Notre Dame’s new coach and TCU is in a BCS game against Boise State.

    It’s a perfect storm. If your syphed up little brains can hang on to the memory, try to. Oh yeah, and I’m sure someone forgot to mention it, but you still have to beat Texas. Slive can’t dictate the refs for that one.

  7. Child should be seen and not heard.

    As for Bama, the rich get richer, and the Vols get Vollier (paranoidier?)

  8. Your Daddy, Alabama:

    Wasn’t it you a few weeks ago said that “Meyer is going to Notre Dame, book it!” Hmm???

  9. terrible

  10. Good call Jai, bammeroids don’t want to face it, but that shit is rigged. SEC offices need to be moved from Birmingham.

  11. By the way all you UT guys can comfort yourself by remembering all the Rose Bowls General Neyland won and the Heismans you have taken home. Oh wait – that would be the same number of each – zero.

  12. Someone please explain to me what in the fuck the criteria for this trophy is?

    Ingram could blow out his ballsack tomorrow and it wouldn’t make two squirts of piss difference on whether or not this team won their next game.

    The runner up had 30% more ypg and double the touchdown behind a line of bookworms.

    Not to mention Ingram couldn’t carry the jockstraps of Ryan Matthew’s, Noel Devine, nor Jacquizz Rodgers.

    I bet 10 out of 12 coaches in the SEC would take Anthony Dixon over Ingram if they had the choice.

    Good luck attempting to run over people without 5 yard wide holes in the NFL there Mr Stiff North & South.

  13. Have a really good last game of the year and have fundementally sound O line that doesnt get holding penalties

  14. That picture is from 2008…. notice JPW standing there not knowing what to do… as usual.

    If you want to use picture evidence of a hold not being called, do your homework.

  15. Can’t you Bammeroids read and comprehend? He said it appeared to be “shopped”. No wonder Pinson happened

  16. Stephen Hawking is more deserving of the Heisman than Ingram. The heisman has become like government cheese. It’s become just another handout.

  17. You guys are some jealous bitches. The criteria to win the Heisman is the same as it has always been and I won. Not any of you UT fucks. WTF happened to Eric Berry for Heisman. I’ll tell you what happened. He’s a goofy UT fuck that was way overrated and he was on a sorry ass team. It’s sad they keep bringing up the Bear and say we’re hanging on to him when they’re the only ones bringing him up (and Neyland) who is hanging on to what. I’ll tell you… you’re hanging on the Bear’s and Neyland’s sack thats who. Enjoy probation. I’m just a sophomore bitches.

  18. If you ever improve your position in life by attempting to drag others to your level, please let me know so I can try it. Until then, I’ll just watch and laugh as you Kiffin drinkers flounder.

  19. @ Mark Ingram
    Get a life poser, you are not Mark Ingram. I don’t think he would use such language after the speech I heard on Sat…LOSER!
    Hey go pretend to be a turd and get back in that stink ass toilet

  20. L-burg you’re an idiot.

  21. Eric Berry was #13 on the He-is-Man list.
    Yep, just another handout, that’s right

  22. nice comeback poser

  23. Are you that stupid? No shit I’m not Mark Ingram you fucking idiot. I don’t think anyone here thought that so was it necessary to point out the obivious?

  24. Your Daddy, Alabama:
    How’s that Meyer to Notre Dame situation looking, you inbred asshole?

    I guess that’s what happens when they allow dial-up in the trailer park. Idiots like you make predictions and talk about shit you know nothing about.

  25. Are you investing in the Kleenex brand also you fucking baby?
    Wipe those tears away pussy face, your ass is owned too!

  26. I am Mark Ingram…?

  27. Your Daddy, Alabama:
    Is the Kleenex comment in reference to Ingram at the Podium? What a lame response.

    You were commenting up and down this site 2-3 weeks ago about how Meyer was bolting for Notre Dame – “book it” you said. LOL! I guess you could say you were a little off, eh? Seeing that his name was never even mentioned in the job search nor did he talk to ND, hmm? Right, fucktard?

  28. This article and thread has more fail in it than Fulmer’s last few seasons.

    Let us look at a few stats.

    Toby Gerhart (Heisman runner up)
    Rushing Attempts: 311
    Rushing Yards:1,736
    Per Attempt: 5.6
    Touchdowns: 26

    Anthony Dixon
    Rushing Attempts: 257
    Rushing Yards: 1391
    Per Attempt: 5.4
    Touchdowns: 12

    Mark Ingram
    Rushing Attempts: 249
    Rushing Yards: 1542
    Per Attempt:6.2
    Touchdowns: 15

    First: Ingram’s stats blow Dixon’s out of the water. Dixon had more attempts, fewer yards, and fewer TDs than Ingram.

    “I bet 10 out of 12 coaches in the SEC would take Anthony Dixon over Ingram if they had the choice.”

    In what parallel world?

    Second:

    Ingram’s 6.2 yards per attempt. Longest run: 70 yards.
    vs
    Gerhart’s 5.6 yards per attempt and a long run of 61.
    Ingram wins.

    Third:

    “But Gerhart had almost 200 more rushing yards than Ingram!”

    yeah… and 62 more attempts. Ingram would have to play over 3 more games to get in those 62 attempts (Ingram’s average attempts per game being 20.75). My point being is that Ingram did more with what he had to work with than Gerhart. Hell, I even could make 4,000 yards rushing if I ran for 1 yard 4,000 times.
    Ingram wins.

    So yeah…
    GOOD JOB MARK INGRAM!

    Please, argue against the hard numbers. It’ll make me laugh.

    Thanks to ESPN.com for the stats!

  29. Now, to the original article. Everyone cheats. If you ever played football, you’d realize that it’s unintentional sometimes.

    Also, I’ve learned from my own experiences that the ones that do most of the finger pointing are just a guilty if not more so.

    POINT MORE VOLS!

  30. and since numbers do not lie, no holding penalities since 17 oct is outstanding!!! Nice spin, Roid

  31. Jai . . . .you desperately need either 1) some new material or 2) some new interests.

  32. I don’t know about “no holding penalties” but I do know Alabama hasn’t lost a regular season game since 2007. I that same period where Alabama is 16-0 against the SEC UT has lost 12 games (12-12 overall to ‘Bama’s 25-2) and is 6-10 in the SEC. There’s some new material for you to chew over.

  33. LL…commenting about what? Are you Canadian or senial, eh?

    How about Oct2 at BDS you help remind me?
    The last time the gaytors came to BDS they
    went home with a severe ass beating. 2 yrs in a
    row would be almost as good as twice in the same year, 1999

  34. Bammer? senial or seminal??

  35. Remember when Charles WOODSON was picked over Peyton Manning . This award is dross. It is footballs version of the OJ simpson trial . It has all the integrity and honesty of election in Bolivia or Mexico: that is: zero.

  36. Woodson over Manning was a travesty. No doubt.

  37. Your Daddy, Alabama:
    Your comments on this site 2-3 weeks ago were nothing but – “Meyer is going to Notre Dame / Meyer WILL leave for Notre Dame, book it”. Pay attention, you fuck! Is Meyer at Notre Dame??? Can you answer that for me??? Exactly. You’re an inbred hick that doesn’t know jack shit about other programs.

    I’ll be at BDS on 10/2 and Bama will be favored to win. They return more starters than Florida and they’re playing at home. I’ll be at that game and you’ll be watching it from the trailer park.

  38. http://loserswithsocks.com/2009/11/19/the-rumor-on-herban-and-notre-dame/#comments

    From Your Daddy, Alabama:
    “Regardless of when it was aired he said, he meant it and any retracting
    of it is bullshit….he’s covering that ass and for tebow’s sake as well. After he loses the SECCG its HELLO Touchdown Jesus! bet on it”

    Fuckin’ idiot.

  39. I’ll be in the skybox and you’ll be in the endzone if you have
    the guts to show up you fuck-up high school dropout!
    Meyer isn’t out of the running for the dome, its on-hold.
    His ego got the best of him so now he sits and waits while you
    continue to suck him off!
    And dont start throwing out pussy excuses for your parolees. You’ll
    take your ass beating far and square.

  40. Excuses, excuses, excuses, YDA. Just man-up and admit that you had no idea what the fuck you were talking about.

    People who sit in skyboxes don’t troll rival teams message boards and misspell words/use terrible grammar like you do. Maybe things are “different” in Alabama??? lol.

    Nice try though, fucktard. Have fun at the construction site today!

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