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Gator Crime: A Way of Life ( A Crossword)

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Those are a lot of tickets. A tradition of filthy freaks in pursuit of debauched goals (and everyone seems to be leaving Gainesville for the NFL and other places).

University of Florida President Bernie Machen was ticketed by Gainesville police Friday night for hitting another car in a downtown parking lot and failing to leave information on the car, police said Saturday. Machen ticketed in parking lot incident | Gainesville.com | The Gainesville Sun | Gainesville, FL

Machen is Leading from the front, a proverbial tip of the spear:

After Machen paved the way, it was time for Meyer to stand up for his players. He did it by putting Carlos Dunlap back in the fight. Dunlap returns back to the lineup for the Gators after having been suspended for a total of one whole game, including the Florida’s near win versus Alabama. The suspension cost Florida a chance at the BCS NC, but think of what it has cost Mr. Dunlap. The so called “character-building” he has gained from the suspension will be of little use when his stats are compared to Alabama players such as Rolando McClain.

Keg tossing, DUI, Smoking Ganja, gun toting, sandwich throwing, laptop stealing is a way of life. Anyone remember that Did Cincinnati budget enough to buy faceshields for all of their players?
36 felonies in a little over 2 years. 251 citations in 4 years. 890 SAT. 1% of 1%.

At the risk of repeating myself: What you folks need to realize is that it don’t matter how they get their (to the national championship), it’s just that we get theirs! Gator fans don’t care if one of their players are caught in bed with a live boy or a dead girl, as long as they suit up on Saturdays.

6 comments on “Gator Crime: A Way of Life ( A Crossword)

  1. Is NuKeese on that list? He was a gator recruit.

    I wish everyone a happy, secular holiday season!

  2. You guys are hilarious arguing over which SEC school has garnered more arrests over the past year. We really need a chart to see who is actually in the lead. Possible candidates for most arrests include Florida, Tennessee, and Alabama, IMO. happy holidays!

  3. [...] It’s a Gator crime (Losers With Socks) [...]

  4. Obama’s pajamas are more interesting than that shit.

  5. Florida crooks are better football players than Tennessee crooks

  6. I was talking to Dunbar in a tavern last week and he related a story about a girl he had picked up down by the RR tracks in Daytona. He said he took her back to the apartment he shares with 2 other thugs– I mean Gators and they had a 4-way that lasted all night. When I ask if she good-looking , he said ” I dont know for sure- cause I never found her head” .”

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