… Coach Adazzio ”not fooled” by Herban’s plan, names Dan McCarney interim coach.
Did anyone really believe Herban? Top 1% of 1% steals one right out of the Coach K playbook. In other news…
My wife and I just had a baby. I will be stepping away from the marriage for approximately 22 years. But rest assured that I will return. I will remain associated with my wife in some capacity (sex on demand after she loses weight, tax benefits, and other further details to be determined). I will be appointing an effeminate homosexual man (Saban, SOS, please submit your resumes) to be her interim husband and responsible for all financial and child-rearing obligations. (HT: Dave Clawson)
I’ll be leaving my position as CEO of Bank of America. I’ll return in 18 months, or once the economy has turned around, whichever is sooner. I have appointed Judy Jennings, bank teller at our Plano, TX branch as interim CEO.
Herban Meyer to return to head coaching position at the University of Florida next year, and each subsequent year, after the Gators’ yearly contest with the Tennessee Vols.
America’s Penis
Well, it does fuck Tennesee annually in September . . .
You guys just don’t understand. Urban is playing the ultimate compliment to Lame. After all, it is Lame that insists that all pub is good pub.
Just when everyone should be talking about the scintillating match-up between the Vols (are Florida’s bitch) and Va Tech, Urban hatches this maniacal plot to get Florida in the news.
UT football has been on a “leave of abscence” since 1998.
Jai, you are in the heads of the Gate Nation just like the voices Meyer is hearing in his head are Kiffin’s.
Yea, he is in our heads so much that we won five in a row.
Vols are Florida’s Bitch
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