(via email from Ric)
Florida Gators’ Urban Meyer was rushed to hospital after SEC title game – ESPN
Let us offer our prayers and rejoice
We believe in one Quarterback, Tim Tebow Almighty, Maker of Heismans and Championships, and of all things airborne and ground-based.
We believe in one Coach, Urban Meyer, the only Husband of Shelly,
eternally besotted of the Herbstreit,
Gone from Bowling Green, Lit from Utah,
Truly yanked from the loins of Holtz,
beknighted, then made, one in coaching with the Ballcoach.
Through him all things were won.
For Gator fans and for their salvation
he came down from Utah:
by the power of the Gay-Ass Spread
he recruited Tebow, and became The Man.
For our sake Tim was suplexed under Taylor Wyndham,
he suffered, died, and was buried in the turf.
On the third day he rose again
in fulfillment of the Gary Danielson and Verne;
he ascended into the starting role
and is positioned at the rear end of the Center.
He will come again in glory to beat the Tigers and the Tide,
and his kingdom will have no end.
Amen
nice. sacreligious, but nice. instead of the Nicene Creed, you have the Tebow Creed.
My vote for the Best of the Year… LOL Shit!!
Be carefull, hell is hot !
Blessed are you when people insult you, persecute you and falsely say all kinds of evil against you because of me. Rejoice and be glad, because great is your reward in heaven, for in the same way they persecuted the prophets who were before you. Matthew 5:11-12
This was original , poetic and insightful. Pretty funny too. On a new topic- I thought I was watching a Fearless Filip Fulmer squad in tonight’s Greek Tragedy ( aka the Chicken Shit Bowl) when I saw a Vol team run off tackle on a 3 and 24 play when we were only 10 pts behind. What the fuck was that all about? And, what about the genius-led defense , is tackling rumored to get you infected with AIDS or syphilis ? Cause it look like our boys avoided it at all costs. I am still not convinced that LK is the Boy Wonder instead of Boy Blunder. A wise man (either Socrates or Bill Parcells, I get them mixed up) once said and I quote” You are what your record says you are” Lane is 7-6 with us and something 4-16 with the Raiders. Is 11 and 22 something to crow about? I don’t think it is. Whadda u say?
God will get you for that…oh wait, he did! You’re Tennessee!