We found the guy (above) that doubles as Alabama’s cockrest when Saban is busy strategizing. Congratulations, Saban. You get a statue now outside of Bryant-Denny’s Stadium.  By running up the score at the end for that Garbage TD, you sir, did not shun the douche!!! DO NOT SHUN THE DOUCHE

Or was it this scenario?: Alabama had stopped playing in the second half because they thought they had the game in the bag? This was more of a case of Saban coaching them up for next year and teaching the team the decision to “let up” is his not the his player’s?

Midgets…..God Love them.

A hat tip to Mike Slive for choosing Bama as the SEC Champion. His visionary thinking is highly underrated. Only he saw Urban Meyer’s pending mental meltdown and Tebow’s foot coming out of the closet. He allowed Florida to lose the SEC-CG.  Facts are facts. Florida doesn’t rep a wholesome image anymore.

This doesn’t really fit anywhere else:  No holding calls on the Bama offensive line since October 17th.  That has to be some sort of record. (HT Mike Slive perhaps?)

Thank you, SEC, for once again showing the rest of CFB how the integrity of college football is projected. Now they all know what it feels like to win a national championship by being a bunch of fucking thugs. Get some class you fucking hicks. We would of wiped you ass clean if we had not played in the motherfucking Ghetto of T-Town.

Late word has it that McCoy wasn’t the only injured QB on the field tonight. McElroy cracked two ribs in the first half of the SEC-CG on a sack and still came out to play. Clutch performance by him?   Bitch please. Like he mattered.  McElroy knew that the Red Elephant Club might call the Repo man to pick up his ride if he didn’t fulfill the terms of his contract. McElroy is better than Tebow, anyway!  Hell, BYU offered him!

The good news for Texas is that the Gilbert kid’s alright. True Freshman, first game in college is the BCS championship, f’s up that badly in at the end of the 1st half… then comes back to score 2 touchdowns against a top 5 rated defense? He did better than Tebow-Cyst against Bama.

Bammeroids don’t get excited:

Think Alabama has 13 national championships? Look a little closer. The NCAA only recognizes 8, but five of them were split titles with two or more teams. Alabama only actually has two outright National Championships (’79, ’92). Don’t believe me, check out the facts…

Alabama’s supposed 13
1925 – 10-0 – split title with Dartmouth
1926 – 9-0-1 – split with Stanford
1930 – 10-0 Notre Dame and Alabama went 10-0, NCAA recognizes Notre Dame
1934 – 10-0 NCAA recognizes Minnesota
1941 – 9-2 NCAA recognizes Minnesota – Texas was named champions by the AP and does not claim a national championship. Alabama finished 3rd in the SEC, and No. 20 in the AP (were never ranked higher than 7th)
1961 – 11-0 – split with Ohio State
1964 – 10-1, Lost bowl game 21-17 to Texas. NCAA recognizes Alabama, Arkansas and Notre Dame as champions
1965 – 9-1-1, NCAA recognizes Alabama and Michigan State
1973 – 11-1 – spilt with Notre Dame (finished 4th, lost to Notre Dame in bowl game)
1978 – 11-1 – split with USC (USC beat Alabama 24-14 in Birmingham)
1979 – 12-0 – first year NCAA recognizes Alabama as unanimous national champion
1992 – 13-0 – second unanimous NC
2009 – 14-0 – BCS National Championship Game winner

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