Sung to the tune “Midnight Rider” by the Allman Brothers. Dedicated to the binging homo’s a big beasting day on Wednesday!!!

I am the midnight NAMbLA -
I am the Blue Chip Rivals gambler -

The fondler of the crevice cracker -
The Ass Smasher of the 4.4 40 Linebacker -
I look just like a fat pasty 50 year old cracka but I am -
The midnight NAMbLA -
I am the Volquest Poster known as NavyMan
I am the specimen snake handler -
I am the nude beast bangler -
The pasty white fandangler – the NAMbLAr -

I am the e-fondler of the crevice cracker -
The Ass Nemesis of the 4.4 40 Linebacker -
I look just like a fat pasty 50 year old cracker but I am -
The midnight NAMbLA -

That’s what I am -
I’m a nambling man -
I am gonna namble your 5 star jockstrap-
Tonight -

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