(Photo from Vols,Bitch.com)
Dooltabby; A name hated by Volquest’s old guard and THE owner of the internet. Purportedly because the UT AD office believes that associating Coach Dooley with a cat is bad. Brent Hubbs, please continue writing your memoirs, cracker.

I believe in Robert, the General almighty, creator of maxims seven and artificial turf
I believe in The Reckoner, his only Son, our Lord.
He was conceived by the power of the gentleman champion and born of the Virgin Barbara
He suffered under Nick Saban, was crucified, died, and buried in Ruston, LA.
He descended into hell (the WAC). After his third year he rose again.
He ascended into Knoxville and is seated at the right hand of the AD.
He will come again to judge the quick (Kiffin) and the dead (Fulmer).
I believe in the Hail Mary,
The holy weakside blitz, the communion of legends,
The forgiveness of no one,
The resurrection of the program,
And tradition everlasting.
Now refer to me as The Reckoner or risk eternal damnation.

Amen.