Big Old Titties!!

Our receivers are incredibly uncoverable. Rogers, Meline, Rodgers….and Gerald what’s his nuts.  A virtual Delta Force within the SEC!!  Fleet, fluid and  possessing great feet and hips!!! I can’t stop fapping! 18 times and counting today!  Haters have questions.  Here are some that I have heard:

• Will we have a field general to get them the ball? That is a resounding “yes” to that query. Pick your poison: Bray or Simms.  Both will burn to the boner.

• And will we have the protection to allow the Field Generals to get the ball there in the first place? All I know is that the Tennessee earth movers are stocked again. All American and All SEC candidates sprinkled throughout the 5 positions. If only the Sullins twins were back to reap their deserved honors.

Now one would think with 7 future All-American/All-Pro’s in the starting line up, Tennessee will just go out and score 50 per game. Oh no, not Coach Dooley, he has the discipline to play conservative, ball control offense, and keeps the games close and exciting. This offensive strategy will unite a disillusioned fanbase and more importantly allow a young defense to grow up slowly! He is only holding back these 7 future offensive legends in order to get the maximum growth out of a defensive unit that he counts on giving up zero points in the 2010 season.

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