Rod Stewart, Bitch
I have seen Phil Finebaum on Fox Sports, and let’s just say that television is not the man’s medium. The sneaky weasel talked to Herban Meyer yesterday. Here are some of the greasy tweets:
Urban on Finebaum, “Feeling great, got a lot of good people around me. It was not the stress of the job, but the source was an health issue”. Source? Tebow. This health thing reminds me of the Rod Stewart stomach pumping fiasco….
Urban w Paul about Brantley at QB, “You look at toughness, intelligence and physical talent. Johnny throws the ball extremely well.” Translation? Johnny is a huge vag that attracts sand inside the soft moist folds….not in a good way.
Urban w Paul about Kiffin, ” I have a lot of respect for the new guy at Tennessee.” Translation? Lane Kiffin makes my penis retract back into my belly.
Urban w Paul, “I like this team. This is unique team with a lot of untested talent. We’re spending enormous amount of time on drills.” Translation: Gators think that eating sausage is less gay than eating peaches. Go figure….
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Actually Urban’s comment of ” I have a lot of respect for the new guy at Tennessee” means “I have no idea who this new guy is but he at least he stays out of the media. I am not going to take the time to learn his name as he will be fired within three years.”