Coach Bill,

Lets please beat the snot out of the rising college football power Coastal by at least 4 touchdowns. We need to make a statement early against this highly respected team. We need to show the conference and the country our swagger, show our offensive and defensive prowess. Also we should do the same against Maryland and any other team we have the chance to do so. Enough with the nice guy sitting on the lead we need to score as many times as possible and show the country that WVU is back and a team to be reckoned with.

I actually consider myself married to the WVU Football; Till death do us part.

Thanks,

Very horny, excited and anxious Eer fan