The “Average” Tennessee Vol football fan, on this coming Saturday, may tailgate in Baton Rouge, grill up some good old delectable Louisiana nutria hot dogs, and drink a few Buds as they celebrate another “Big Vol Win” in “Death” Valley, on our way back to the top of the SEC junk-pile.

What one can see is the collision of Tennessee’s vaunted 3rd/Chaney offense vs LSU’s 3rd/Chavis defense. i will need a 57 inch Hitachi widescreen television just to be able to see LSU’s cornerbacks on the field on a 3rd and long as Chavis will have them 15 yards off of Tennessee’s receivers.

I heard from my uncle who is a prominent Tennessee booster that Chaney is going to open up the offense more this week, though he still plans on remaining conservative in the red zone and play for field goals instead of taking unnecessary chances at 3rd down conversions and touchdowns.

I am beginning to hear the welter of discordant sounds of a QB change. Tennessee fans need to keep in mind that changing quarterbacks at the University of Tennessee could be favorably compared to changing cars. Every two or three games Vol fans want to trade. Well I think Simms is a keeper (and Dooley seems to think like me). Matt Simms is just like an old muscle car, a small tune-up can win the race.

In honor of Coach Dooley’s pending historic win in Baton Rouge, I will wear wore a large rope gold chain and curse throughout the game. GBO, V,B, VFL!!!