I couldn’t sleep more than a few hours. It’s like when I was little and my mom told us if we didn’t get to bed Santa Claus was not coming. I thank God I was born in Tennessee.He has dialed up a perfect day outside for football. GBO At 6 PM, we close the door [...]

Coach Bill, Lets please beat the snot out of the rising college football power Coastal by at least 4 touchdowns. We need to make a statement early against this highly respected team. We need to show the conference and the country our swagger, show our offensive and defensive prowess. Also we should do the same [...]

Until he does this shit in the red zone.  It is coming…..he will drop the ball when it matters most. If I was a professional gambler, I would bet the house.  With my winnings I could move up in this world  from the Boles Acres Trailer Park to the complex off of Dale County Road [...]

We crossed it today on the blog. Savoring the day with the Battle Captain following yet another win over the Roids. I saw this at WalMart in Ozark Alabammeroid.  Street dogs in Tuscaloosa consider the item in the photo above to be the equal to a tootsie roll, RTR. Below is a slideshow that says [...]

Can he sprinkle pixie dust on Mark Ingram’s knee? They’re called Bammeroids; you can have them as pets

HOWARD SCHNELLENBERGER’S TOP 25 – Every Day Should Be Saturday tennessee-tailgate-story candice-collyer-is- playboys-uk-cyber-girl/ the-us-opens- hottest-tennis-stars/ Demi Moores’ Sexy Cougar Ass Dancing On Stage At A Snoop Dogg Show Abigail Clancy looking drop-dead sexy for Love magazine fat-guy-2- chicks-and-a-beach-chair/ Lions Safety Lou Delmas runs over children