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How do you kill a Gator? With a 22!!!

As the average LWS reader already knows, I don’t like the University of Alabama. When a longtime friend called and said “Hey dude I got tickets to the game of the year, do you want to go?”, I instinctively said “NO”.

Like a true Bammeroid he continued to press the issue and refused to accept  NO as an answer.  He reached into his Bear Bryant/Logan Young recruiting bag of tricks,  he began to ply me with whiskey, unfiltered cigarettes and prostitutes to get me to say yes.

Eventually I succumbed to the lure of the Crimson.  So I said OK. Below is a small photo essay on my trip to the T-Town Ghetto:

Here was our ride to T-Town
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From flight level 310, our view of the action
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Not even I was not safe from the reach of Coach Bryant and the Crimson Tide. I was drawn to the Capstone like sailors to the Siren’s song.

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I heard these words in the wind as I prayed for guidance and karma: “If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, “Roll, tide, roll!”
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4 comments on “How do you kill a Gator? With a 22!!!

  1. You need a shower and some shots…
    I just hope you are not contagious…
    Yech….

  2. It’s about time you came around. Just think, had you been in Baton Rouge, your head might have exploded. Hi aubiece. It’s coming in nOvEmBeR.

  3. Come to the dark side, luke.

  4. What happend to all the Gaytor fans that use to come on here? I suspect they are all in the nervous hospital. That program is a has been. …tennercee has more street cred than these bombastic shitholes

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